hairy plumber

when you lick ass and have to plunge the tongue through a forest of ass hole hairs.

I wanted to lick her ass hole even though she's never shaved, had to pull out the hairy plumber bro.

by hurryplummer January 5, 2019

iceland plumber

When a tube of toothpaste is judiciously applied to the anal cavity and left throughout the day.

Bro, my ass feels so minty from this Iceland plumber i gave myself.

by Centipenis December 3, 2010

Undercover Plumber

The act of giving or receiving anal from another person whilst shitting on the first parties dick.

"Dude, we fucked over the toilet and she gave me an undercover plumber."

by whoiswhitenoise July 17, 2017

Chicago Plumber

You grab onto your sex partner, stick it in the back door and just sit there like your on union pay.

Last night I didn't have any energy but she wanted to be kinky so I gave her the Chicago Plumber and went to bed.

by BO HARRIS January 8, 2023

gay plumber

A male who like to insert there penis into holes, mainly men bottoms

I haven't had a gay relationship for ages, I need a gay plumber, hand me the yellow pages please

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

The Plumber

A tantric sex technique in which a man and a woman remain joined in penetrative sex for a long period of time, with neither partner trying to achieve orgasm at any time.

So called because "you stay in all day, but nobody comes".

Lily and I stayed in bed all day last Sunday and tried The Plumber for 7 hours. She was still sore the following morning.

by tropical January 10, 2009

Joe The Plumber

euphemism for an idiot, or someone who speaks without any knowledge of what they claim to be a professional of. Unlicensed, unqualified and uninformed. A dufus.

My neighbor is Joe The Plumber, he's been talking about buying a business worth a quarter of a million when he barely has two quarters to rub together. He's not even a licensed plumber.

by Stalin for time February 23, 2009