Pity Gag

When a female gags during oral sex on a below average sized penis out of pure pity.

ShaRyle said: "So, how did it go last night?"
Maude said: "Todd looked like he was on the verge of crying when he realized his penis was so small in my mouth"
ShaRyle said: "What did you do?!"
Maude said:"I had to give him some pity gags"
ShaRyle said: "NICE!"

by Lazy Pedestrian September 6, 2010

pity fuck

noun, what you give a female who might have trouble getting someone to fuck her.

Denise is my favorite pity fuck on a weekend, I take her sailing, don't have to show her off, she cooks & cleans & washes up, I fuck her in the dark; she's not coyote ugly but close to it. Not someone I want to be seen with.

by Jake February 4, 2004

pity fuck

when someone sleeps with someone else out of pity, usually being ones lover who is feeling unloved

dude, sharon was all sad, so i tossed her a pity fuck

by rustin garris March 6, 2008

pity digits

A phone number you give/get from a girl/guy the morning after you sleep with him/her even though you have absolutely no intention of calling him/her ever again, but it makes the whole goodbye thing way less awkward

I hooked up with a girl last night; she was annoying and I never want to see her again, so the next morning I got some pity digits when I dropped her off so it wouldn't be weird.

by Are2Dee2 October 9, 2009

Pity rim

When a friend or other person offers to give you their winning rim from their Tim Hortons coffee cup.

mitch's friend offered her winning rim to him but mitch rejected her pity rim because he was too honorable. She was also a Republican and a racist.

by sonofamitch91 August 1, 2012

Pity Friending

Accepting a friend request out of pity.

I am not pity friending anymore.

by Bahiyyih July 22, 2012

pity pash

A pash,given to someone out of pity. Reasons for a pity pash include feeling sorry for someone because you did not pash them in the past or that they have not been pashed in a while.

Girl 1: Remember when that guy was in love with you and you always ignored him?
Girl 2: Yeah, I feel bad about that now. If I ever see him again ill probs give him a pity pash

by alcynic August 5, 2013