Playtex Piston

When two men or women get on all fours with their anuses pressed together and push a lubed tampon back and forth between their rectums.

Don't throw that used tampon away, me and Bob want to do the Playtex Piston.

by Firepants McGee November 21, 2024

pork piston

a WEENURR

this is my pork piston. it goes in your cumbustion chamber.

by Mediocrites_the_Average June 15, 2011

Minecraft sticky piston

A Minecraft sticky piston

I'm gonna fuck venessa with my minecraft sticky piston

by BigBoiChunges October 18, 2019

reverse 360 piston jammer

The advanced art of standing in front of someone, inserting your fingers into their anus, then forcefully rotating your wrist 360 degrees, it doesn't matter if it breaks, slowly insert more of your arm into the anus, then another forceful 360 movement, this time on your arm. Once this is completed, a full bottle of gorilla glue is applied to the arm and anus, locking it in place.

John: Hey Peter, why is your arm mangled?

Peter: Because I hit Dave with that reverse 360 piston jammer!

John: Peter, you're dead to me you retarded nigga.

by ThatSigmaRizzDawg January 17, 2025

jizz piston

slang for penis

That bloke's got a nice looking jizz piston.

by m_step March 15, 2021

Sticky Piston

When you use a piece of toilet paper you had just blown your nose in to wipe your ass, hoping the mucus would act as an adhesive and pick up any particles left behind. May also be used when low on toilet paper, but desperate. Named after the Minecraft object.

Barry was unfortunate enough to have both the cold and the flu at the same time, and when low on toilet paper, resorted to the Sticky Piston to kill two birds with one stone.

by Ogre man November 20, 2021

PISTON SHUFFLE

Where a woman gives a man oral and the man uses two dildo's on the womans vagina and anus. With all three actions simotaniously it resembles the workings of a motor. Continue until desired affect.

I gave Brooke the piston shuffle and she didn't walk right for a week.

by HAGARD May 26, 2008