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Pathological Idiot

A condition where people have unnaturally high levels of stupidity.

The condition usually sets in around 14 to 15 years of age but sometimes it can occur in younger and older people.

Symptoms include lack of general knowledge, no sense of self-preservation and obliviousness to the people surrounding them.
The majority of year 10 at Beverly Hills Girls High School. That should speak for itself.

Is pathological idiot an actual condition?
Yup, its tragic how many year 10's suffer from it.
Isn't it just....
by Patchwork Cat June 2, 2009
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Jaco Pastorius

Best bassist ever. Died 1987 in from a beating from a bouncer in a Florida bar after wanting to get on stage because the bassist in the band that was playing sucked. Was in the band Weather Report. Produced several albums, like Black market, this is this, sportin life, domino theory,procession, weather report, night passage, 8:30,mr.gone, heavy weather.
Jaco Pastorius did a gig last night, they are so talented

Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.
by alex June 24, 2003
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Pantomime

1. To act out in a very over the top way.

2. A truly mad old English tradition still performed today of rampant cross dressing and Carry On style humour performed on stage primarily for kids.

Extremely popular at Christmas and always traditionally contains the phrase 'It's behind you!' no matter what the production. Also the place where z-list celebs earn their keep.

Completely hatstand! All Americans should catch one when in Blighty, as it will pop their heads!
1. God this is getting to be a right pantomime.

2. I wonder which long forgotten reality TV show 'celebrity' will be the pantomime dame in our production of Cinderella?
by ..WiL May 27, 2005
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dolly parton

A blonde, busty country music singer, songwriter and all-around American institution whose gargantuan bra size is surpassed only by her astounding musical talent. Has won a gazillion or so Grammys and has sold nearly as many records.
Hey, that's Dolly Parton singin' on the "Hee-Haw"
by MRT2 October 7, 2006
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does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?
The expression - used sarcastically to answer a rhetorical question - refers to the lovely American singer and actress, whose huge breasts probably lead her to lie down on her back to sleep.
I found my lucky pair of shoes when I was offered a job to do a TV report on shoe fashions. I was a television correspondent and was asked to review the new shoe styles at all the sleek and swanky boutiques around Manhattan. Would I be interested? Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
by Colourful English May 2, 2006
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pathological liar

someone who lies constantly only for attention. they lie about the most simple things. exaggerates the situation to the point of fiction. is very nutty, and does need mental help.
megan friel lies constantly so we label her a pathological liar.
by megan friel needs help! December 21, 2006
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panto

the word "panto" specifically means a rock spider or paedo, but can be used to describe anything that is sexually disgusting or dodgy.

it was born out of the extremely suspicious english theatre called pantomime with dialogues like:
"where is he??... '
"look behind you! he's behind you!!!"
"where?"
"behind you!!"
check out that guy ordering a happy meal... totally panto!
by Anti-panto January 11, 2009
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