Peter Parker Syndrome

Being brilliant but lazy.

I could have gottn an A if I didn't suffer from Peter Parker Syndrome.

by DarkElite777 December 31, 2007

parley

an enemy conference to resolve differences

Before there's any more misunderstanding, let me arrange a parley.

by Jim King December 17, 2004

Peter Parker

A person who loves Mary Jane a.k.a Marijuana

"Hey you know Jeremy?"
"Yeah dude he's like the biggest Peter Parker in our grade."
"REALLY? I didn't know he smoked weed."

by Kashmando January 2, 2012

Reverse Parkers

/noun/: The douche bags who insists on backing into a parking space, rather than driving in the normal way, because they are convinced it will save them time and trouble when they have to leave. Never mind that it inconveniences EVERYONE else around them.

"Look, it's one of those idiot Reverse Parkers. How much time did that dumbass just take to get that spot?"
"At least 5 minutes. And the mouth breather took half of the space next to him."

by serenity450 February 28, 2010

parked a tiger

The post tense of having parked ones stomach contents somewhere. The term is most appropriate for sudden involuntary regurgitation where the parking site is particularly unfortunate, and causes distress for all concerned.

I'm never taking a drunk scrubber home again; the last one parked a tiger in my bed!

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

parked in

The state of being unable to enter your vehicle because some dickhead parked too close to the door. The solution to this is usually to have to enter the other side of the vehicle and climb through, although if you're parked in on both sides, you are hosed.

I got parked in by some dickhead in a mini the other day. I smashed all the windows and tipped the damn thing over.

by Trinadtsat Tomitsu December 28, 2007

Parkering

When a person relentlessly complains on social media about their local sports teams.

The Buffalo Bills lost again, everybody is "Parkering" on Facebook right now.

by Grumpy Cat Dan December 15, 2018