Parker 

shagging a girl in the anus and cumming onto her tits

He parker'd her last night

Parker by duh duh dummer July 18, 2010

Parker 

An overly sensitive prick.

"You're acting like a Parker."

Parker by swammernuggets March 8, 2014

Parker 

parker is the THICCest man on earth. He is thicker than a snicker. A real fatass. Everybody loves him. He is will be the first one eaten on a deserted island.

person one: Man look at that elephant.
person two: Yeah, it's a real Parker.

Parker by Th1ccc B01 February 4, 2019

Parker 

A guy who thinks he is hot when he really is not
Thinks he is a total pimp who can get any girl he wants
Loves small girls especially ones named Julia

Parker is such a fake pimp the only girl he can get is Julia

Parker by Macmacn2461 January 8, 2009

Parker 

a super sexy girl that likes to hangout in her basement and play pokemon. she knows all the pokemons name because they once visited her in a dream. she likes to walk around naked because she is not ashamed of her body like all you uptight bitches and hoes. has a huge donk and double ds and a vajayjay made of butter and gold.

man that chick is such a parker
helllll no theres only one parker

Parker by pinktaco3535 March 5, 2011

parker 

A person who fails to share a marijuana cigarette.

Stop being a parker and pass the J

parker by Stannis November 3, 2007

Parker 

Parker is a super sweet guy and can change your miss instantly! He can make anyone laugh after anything. He will help you for so much, and he makes the most perfect boyfriend in the world. Don't let a Parker go girls, he's a real keeper. Jk he's a mother fucking douce asshole and you should probably hate him. He will date you, but only if you have a nice ass and boobs. Ps he has a small dick. K bye.

Girl one: Parker is so sweet!

Me: what are you on?

Parker by Swagswagswag420jkdrugsrbad February 21, 2015