Oven Closed 

An expression used to declare to your fellow male friends that an attractive women is nearby. Simple and random, it can be shouted across a room and not raise too much attention.

"Oven Closed."
*everyone looks around hectically*

"Man I think I left my Oven Closed"
*everyone casually looks around to not get caught*

Oven Closed by IndigoPluto August 19, 2013

oven toast 

Something that people who struggle have to make. It's literally a sin against God to put such a lovely piece of bread into the oven to burn the heavenly acts away.

Bob: Hey, what is that?

Billy: Oven toast...

Bob: damn it Billy, what are you? Stupid?

Billy: maybe...

oven toast by Mrblackkratos March 27, 2015

Oven Duck 

Some random thing Ryan Higa said.

"It's nearly 115 degrees and right now I'm roasting like an oven duck" - Ryan Higa

Oven Duck by MrSherlockholmes September 24, 2015

oven maid 

Like a good crack cook who knows how to whip it well, an oven maid attends to flipping bho patties & helps with other chores around the op. (Whether trap, grow, distribution ect)

We all know you can't come hang out because you're an oven maid

oven maid by wmrelief January 18, 2016

Oven fucking

When you fuck a girl when shes pregnant in the kitchen

I just got out of the best oven fucking

Oven fucking by Russian69 August 7, 2016

oven mitt titties 

Titties that look like an oven mitt filled with 1/2 cup of water. Long and saggy in proportion unfilled burned with tips.Also known as chopper tits.

Those titties look nice but their oven mitt titties! Hang to her ancles.

oven mitt titties by Punchcut February 23, 2017

oven grinder 

The process by which two males perform various sexual acts on each other using anal beads, salad dressings, and family heirlooms, all while being filmed by an out of state woman

Did you hear Petes cousin, Michelle, is in town from Minnesota? I just bought some raspberry vinaigrette, we should totally have an oven grinder tonight.

oven grinder by Ovengrinderdude March 8, 2017