Optical Solution

A response to a problem that appears to solve a problem in order to make the solver(s) look better, but doesn't actually solve a problem.
The new system increased the graduation rate to 100%. (This is an optical solution because they lowered the lowered the standards to pass, now the school looks better).
Our planes always land on time. (This is an optical solution because they added an hour to the time of flight, so the airline looks better).
We are giving you 20% off. (This is an optical solution because they raised the price 40% first, so they look like they are giving people a deal).
The school now has great test scores. (This is an optical solution because they make the exam optional, and the high scoring kids take it. Now the school looks good).
by eduwarrior January 24, 2023
Get the Optical Solution mug.

Optical solution

A response to a problem that appears to solve a problem, but doesn't actually solve the problem.
The new system increased the graduation rate to 100%. (This was an optical solution because this was done by lowering the standards to pass).
Our planes always land on time. (This was an optical solution because they added an hour to the time of flight).
We are giving you 20% off. (This is an optical solution because they raised the price 40% first).
The school now has great test scores. (This was an optical solution because they make the exam optional...the high scoring kids take it therefore the problem wasn't really solved).
by eduwarrior January 24, 2023
Get the Optical solution mug.

Optical allusion titties

When titties look bigger than they really are. Most often due to the manner in which the titties are dressed/displayed.
Dude, i was so bummed when she took her shirt off, total optical allusion titties, they were tiny.

"yeah, there not that big, there optical allusion titties" - Mello
by T-sett September 22, 2009
Get the Optical allusion titties mug.

Nigga Optics

Nigga Optics is a technology developped by Talon Industries that does recognize people of color!!!
Didn't you see that black person? No! Well my friend, you're in need of Nigga Optics!!!"

Thanks to Nigga Optics these store slide doors automatically open when a black person tries to enter the store!!!
by TaLoN.NL December 16, 2019
Get the Nigga Optics mug.

Fibre Optic Cable Core

A kind of modern rendition of youtube poop, first started by @mbvlayne, this format involves non-sensical edits repeating words or sentences that invoke a sense of otherworldly or alien feeling in the viewer.
This genre also has other nicknames like noun posting and noun core.
someone: "i love fibre optic cable core it's so silly!"
by KingNitrusdaqueefius January 29, 2024
Get the Fibre Optic Cable Core mug.

Fibre-Optic Cable Core

The art of repeating a particular part of a sentence or phrase for comedic value.

Often, you can misspell it for extra comedic value.
an example of Fibre-Optic Cable Core:

‘hello everybody my name is markiplier
market plier
by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz January 06, 2024
Get the Fibre-Optic Cable Core mug.

Optical rectum Mengitis

You have optical rectum mengitis. Ben told Travis that he may have optical rectum mengitis in the motel room feb 22 in Dexter mo
by Traviseng February 23, 2021
Get the Optical rectum Mengitis mug.