A city in Southwestern Ontario Canada. Home to Ontario's most hoppin' bar scene and the best collection of drunk sluts this side of river. On weekends, great numbers of Americans flock to Windsor to get shittered and make complete asses of themselves, while the respectable Canadian kids beat their asses and fuck their women.
Windsor is home to what McLean's Magazine considers the worst university in the country, but they only think that because the editors know they wouldn't get a single ounce of trim from the girls there.
Recently, Windsor has been completely overrun with conservative tight-wad assholes who don't believe in the ideals that built and fueled the city, which has led to the rapid demise of the region's integrity, including the loss of the auto industry and the rise of assholes who vote beyond their means.
Windsor is home to the country's best hockey team (Windsor Spitfires), and also boasts Ceasar's Casino, the country's most populated bar scene, and more strip clubs than you can possibly get kicked out of in one night.
Windsor is quickly moving up the ranks as the single mom capital of the world, only rivaled by Leamington and Chatham. This is only possible because of the number of ass-hats that are migrating to the city from these two kife-hole towns. All in all, the Rose City is still home to some of the fittest trim in the country, and there's even places to get 24 hour breakfast like the Husky or Golden Griddle. mmmmmmm.....
Windsor is home to what McLean's Magazine considers the worst university in the country, but they only think that because the editors know they wouldn't get a single ounce of trim from the girls there.
Recently, Windsor has been completely overrun with conservative tight-wad assholes who don't believe in the ideals that built and fueled the city, which has led to the rapid demise of the region's integrity, including the loss of the auto industry and the rise of assholes who vote beyond their means.
Windsor is home to the country's best hockey team (Windsor Spitfires), and also boasts Ceasar's Casino, the country's most populated bar scene, and more strip clubs than you can possibly get kicked out of in one night.
Windsor is quickly moving up the ranks as the single mom capital of the world, only rivaled by Leamington and Chatham. This is only possible because of the number of ass-hats that are migrating to the city from these two kife-hole towns. All in all, the Rose City is still home to some of the fittest trim in the country, and there's even places to get 24 hour breakfast like the Husky or Golden Griddle. mmmmmmm.....
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John: Where would a guy go to score some great pussy?
Paul: Windsor, Ontario dude, where the fuck else?
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Canadian Guy: Man, we totally scored 3 yankees for a border bang!
American Guy: Those cool, good looking mutha fuckaz from Windsor stole our women.... oh well, this picture of Delta Burke will do... fap fap fap.
John: Where would a guy go to score some great pussy?
Paul: Windsor, Ontario dude, where the fuck else?
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Canadian Guy: Man, we totally scored 3 yankees for a border bang!
American Guy: Those cool, good looking mutha fuckaz from Windsor stole our women.... oh well, this picture of Delta Burke will do... fap fap fap.
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Get the ontari mug.Onteora high school, our population consists of “jocks”, who are on the football team and even tho we haven’t won anything in at least 500 years they’re convinced theyre the best thing to ever happen to our school. Pretentious,“im too good for any of you or this school,” type nerds. Red necks, some are tolerable but for the most part theyre racist white trash who are usually on our (horrible) football team.
Art kids, usually kind and not too weird but way too mature for the kids at our school few actively dislike them tho although lots of people don’t talk to them but they kinda thrive in our ever growing art program. Girl athletes, always fit, good at every sport ever and are so intimidating. Theres the white kids who think they can say the n word and try to act “kingston.” Then, there’s stoners, you already know their description. But, lower that 5% (10% in a good year) of the school is anything but white so, don’t expect any type of diversity. Almost every student has at least tried weed, some even harder drugs, we don’t have a drug problem tho like margaretville or other schools that do coke in the bathroom.Theres no fights, the last real fight was 4 years ago when someone called someone else the n-word with a hard r (illustrates our school perfectly.) Our school spirit has gotten better in recent years, probably in response to our mascot getting changed (thank god) from the Indians to the Eagles, a good 4 years ago,
Art kids, usually kind and not too weird but way too mature for the kids at our school few actively dislike them tho although lots of people don’t talk to them but they kinda thrive in our ever growing art program. Girl athletes, always fit, good at every sport ever and are so intimidating. Theres the white kids who think they can say the n word and try to act “kingston.” Then, there’s stoners, you already know their description. But, lower that 5% (10% in a good year) of the school is anything but white so, don’t expect any type of diversity. Almost every student has at least tried weed, some even harder drugs, we don’t have a drug problem tho like margaretville or other schools that do coke in the bathroom.Theres no fights, the last real fight was 4 years ago when someone called someone else the n-word with a hard r (illustrates our school perfectly.) Our school spirit has gotten better in recent years, probably in response to our mascot getting changed (thank god) from the Indians to the Eagles, a good 4 years ago,
but the red necks are still butt hurt about us taking away their “traditions.” Our education is the best in the area, saugerties is bland and racist and stuck in the 1950s with and education to match, kingston is ghetto (as ghetto as upstate new york can be) and their education is also to match. Onteora isn’t a horrible school but also I don’t recommend it...
kingston kid: “oh you’re from onteora? damn. u sure you’re not racist?”
kingston kid: “oh you’re from onteora? damn. u sure you’re not racist?”
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