spray on pants

Pants that are so tight they appear to be sprayed on. :P

Girl: Check out that guy, Looks like he's wearing spray on pants!!!

Boy: Spray on pants?

Girl: Look it up on Urban Dictionary. :)

by Seaona. January 6, 2008

Get a Grip on Physics

The title of the paperback book found on the front driver's side floor of Tiger Wood's Cadillac, following his car crash into a fire hydrant.

Tiger's wife read "Get a Grip on Physics," and learned about energy, force, matter, and how these principles apply to the golf club she used to beat his ass.

by JustSayNoToCheatingAssWipe December 2, 2009

accidentally on purpose

The act of "accidentally" discovering something that was in fact, planned by you ahead of time in order to help you acheive your master plan that you were working for all along.

It was "accidentally on purpose" that DJ found another six pack of beer, just what she needed to seduce the unknowing country boy.

by AKseacode May 10, 2006

on pluck

For something to taste good or for something to look good.

Man, them red-beans was on pluck!
OR
Man, that outfit you just brought is on pluck!

by Marshika February 1, 2006

Living on Pluto

When, in an attempt to sleep with someone, you fail and end up "just friends". Short for Plutonic.

Guy 1: So what's the story with you and Emily, any action yet?

Guy 2: Nope. Lliving on pluto.

by SammyNyc July 12, 2009

BA on PH

Bare Ass on PornHub: Especially your own ass, which you uploaded.

BOB: Hey man, how's quarantine been treating you?
ROB: Pretty great, I washed my dog, started working out again, I even put some BA on PH!
BOB: SICK!! You got a link bro??

by biggest z April 8, 2020

fly on Pence's head

The fly that landed on Mike Pence's head during the Vice Presidential debate of 2020. It sat on his head for approximately 2 minutes in which everyone thought it died, but it flew off. This caught a ton of media attention as Mike Pence was seen as a piece of shit, due to him being affiliated to Donald Trump, the 45th President of the United States.

Person 1: Bro! Did you see the fly on Pence's head during the VP debate? It sat there for like 2 minutes.
Person 2: Lol yeah! I mean it makes sense, because Pence is quite the scumbag, like his partner, Donald Trump.

by TROLLKING9001 October 18, 2020