Offstandish

Used commonly to describe one who is not approachable or somehow gives the impression of not wanting to interact with those around them.

**Not listed in online, MS Word, or regular dictionaries, but used commonly in at least N. American English.**

She was offstandish and detached from the rest of the party.

by moldova May 23, 2009

Mustang offshoots

A Ford Mustang based automobile.

Of all the Mustang offshoots, my favorite is the current Avanti. It was originally a Studebaker. Then it became a Camaro based car. When the Camaro became extinct, Avanti switched to the Mustang platform.

by The Mustang Whisperer June 18, 2006

offshit

just not on and off like a bitch but not full bitch

Steven smoked pep spice before going bowling thursday night. Not totally off-fuck, but hes offshit.

by beanshit November 12, 2010

offshore mom

a mother who shops at Pier 1, Cost Plus, or other such imported home furnishings stores so as to make herself appear more worldly

Example-

person 1: "Have you been to Stacy's house? It's in a track neighborhood but it's full of obscure scented candles and Native American artwork like a Pier 1 catalog."

person 2: "She must have an offshore mom."

by kit-KAT_2o1o August 8, 2009

Offseason Champion

Team that always makes the right moves during the offseason, yet doesn't win anything once the regular season begins...

The jets keep winning the offseason championship trophy every year, yet when the season starts, they fall apart...

by D. Greenberg April 1, 2010

Offside Nazi

Someone who is extremely anal about the offside rule in football, whether the game is social or competitive and will rage on about it; regardless of the fact that noboby else cares.

“Sam is a real Offside Nazi at training”
“I know right, the rest of us are just trying to have fun”

by smashingtod69 August 2, 2011

offspring

good band.... bad habit pretty fly self esteem others but i forgot

offspring is the shit

by ummm July 22, 2003