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offshoring

When Asia, India, Pakistan, and all those gay third-world countries steal jobs from America. They are not as skilled as the Americans they stole the job from, and are too stupid to realize they are getting paid very little compared to Americans.
Offshoring sucks.
by Kyle May 17, 2004
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Asmodeus offering

In Asmodeus worship a symbolic human sacrifice.
A young,beatiful and virgin woman is chosen as a willing sacrifice.
They first meet with her where she is given many gifts some very expensive.
Her body is then cleansed and perfumed. She is gets on a mobile throne like the kind used by kings long ago and is then carried into the next room where the rest of the worshipers are seated.
She then gets up and goes to where a large plater has been placed which is large enough to support her whore body that is made either gold,silver or some other prescious metal which she lays down on. A priest then comes and has sex with her.
The loss of her virginity is the virgins symbolic death and rebirth as a more desirable woman.
Asmodeus worshipers define a woman as any human female who has had her first menstruation wheather on the same day or years ago.
They are going to have an asmodeus offering.
by The Fury 13 September 25, 2010
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Peace offerings

I'll bring peace offerings to the party.
by alphabravo123 January 18, 2012
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follow-on offering

(FINANCE) issue of stock by a firm that already has stock in circulation.

Follow-on offerings account for a little over 83% of new finance capital raised on the NYSE. The other 17% was initial public offering (IPO).
Between 1 January and 31 August 2010, 46 companies had made an initial public offering on the NYSE; another 33 had made a follow-on offering. But while the IPO's accounted for $9.5 billion, the FOO's accounted for almost $55 billion.
by Abu Yahya September 29, 2010
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Offspr1ng

God like entity, prowess in all fields of endeavour, and adorned with godlen locks. Perfection personified, quite sexeh too.
If God worked on his AWP skills he might give Offspr1ng a good game.
by Steve February 4, 2003
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Oafspring

A child that is an oaf; usually in reference to one's own teenaged child displaying the awkwardness common to that stage of life.
I had to pick up the oafspring from a party that had got out of hand.
by BaldySlaphead February 13, 2025
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