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Obtuse

Yeah, no, you're doing it.
Hym "You're being obtuse because you don't want to have to accept that you're a piece of shit. 'WhO kNoWs!? Maybe-' Maybe nothing bitch. You steal my future I WILL STEAL SOMEBODY ELSE'S and I CANNOT GIVE BACK WHAT I AM GOING TO TAKE. It isn't US. It isn't OUR. You are fucking HIM... So you don't get my shit without paying. You fucking sneak-thief."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2025
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Obtuse

Skepticism fails because the ability to predict is reflective of knowledge. If I'm playing against grux I know with a good amount of certainy that he's going to get his double pain first.
Hym "Matt, you're being obtuse because I won't humble myself. You would not have told the truth. If you would have let me speak THOSE KIDS WOULD NOT BE DEAD. You are not the hero and do not care to be. You are a smug dismissive fuck who decided I was a schizophrenic and I was not. I was right. This is reaction #2 to what is happening to me and it isn't ever going to get better. Quit being obtuse. Tell me the truth or bury another one. I'm not asking and I'm not sorry. What you are doing is a luxury you don't deserve and what I'm doing is a right that I have. I won't ever give a single one up for free. I'm going to make sure everyone knows who's side you were on."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2025
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Orcus

90482 Orcus is a dwarf planet located in a Kuiper Belt, it is a Plutino, just like 134340 Pluto, 208996 Achlys, 28978 Ixion, 38628 Huya, 47171 Lempo, and many others that don't have a name yet. It has a moon named Vanth. It is close to the opposite side of Pluto (And is also called anti-Pluto because of this)
It was discovered on 17/2/2004 (Or 2/17/2004 if you are american), from the Gemini Observatory, and was in pictures as far as 8/11/1951.
"90482 Orcus is a Plutino, which is a Trans-Neptunian Object that is in a 3:2 orbital resonance with Neptune. The name Plutino is named after 134340 Pluto"
by ZonglyDongle August 28, 2025
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orthuse

1) A jet-black, non-sentient monkey-like creature that exists only to annoy. Known for leaping between trees with a mosquito-like persistence, flailing around in fights, often trying to humiliate and put down "lesser primates" in fights to show his own superiority.

2) Slang for someone who is irritating in the most petty, relentless way possible. Sometimes dangerous, just disgustingly hard to shake off.
Arthur - HOLY SHIT ITS AN ORTHUSE!!
Orthuse - OOH OOH AH AHA HA AH AHOOOOOHHHH
*gets violently torn into shreds*
by senpaikee September 10, 2025
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Orthus Probation

A polyamouras relationship where assets are not divided equally between each member.
I gave word to my Orthus Probation.
by barneyselena444 January 13, 2026
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full obtuse

Engaged in the doggy style position on a posture pedic bed. The guy starts raising the bed with the remote driving her head into the mattress that is raising. This creates an obtuse angle with the bed and the doggy atyle becomes an obtuse angle because he is pushing her head into the raising part of the bed.
We snuck into an empty room at the hospital and I raised the bed and went full obtuse on that nurse.
by The obtuse guy June 18, 2016
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fucken obtuse

Not the sharpest tool in the shed. Close minded.
You're so fucken obtuse!
by Helga77 April 17, 2017
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