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Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

A game that doesn't require any skills to be good at, all you need is a good inventory. You should have one of your several Karambit knives equipped at all times and inspect it in game whenever possible to ensure that anybody who is spectating you is aware that you are aware you're being watched and you are absolutely showing off that extremely pricey knife you own.

Your stats are irrelevant when playing this game, most people aren't even aware that the 'Tab' key actually has a function in game. It doesn't matter if you don't know what 'eco' means. Fu­ck team work. You have a 'BOOM' AWP in your inventory, as long as you have $4750 cash in game you're buying an AWP.

While playing, it's recommended that you mock anyone who decided to give their Nova the 'Walnut' skin. Same goes for people who give their FAMAS the 'Doomkitty' skin. You will only equip 'StatTrak' weapons and the first thing you do when you acquire one is go on an idle server and get several hundred kills on AFK players in order to pad the stats so you don't look like a total n00b.

You now have all the knowledge required to start playing CS:GO. Go forth and procure many skins of great value.
Yo bro, check out my new StatTrak Karambit Slaughter that I unboxed on Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. It only took me 978 keys!
by JuannyBravo September 19, 2014
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puckable offense

A provocation by an individual that warrants retaliation by way of a piss puck.

A puckable offense occurs often in dorm rooms on college campuses for a multitude of reasons.

Puckable offenses include, but are not limited to:
--Drinking the last beer in someone else's fridge
--Puking in someone's room
--Blaring loud music at a late hour, prohibiting sleep
--Just being an unlikeable asshole
Tom walks into Jim's dorm room while Jim and friends are drinking.

Tom: What's up Jim? (takes last beer from fridge)

Jim: Hey, that's my last beer.

Tom: I know, thanks. I'll get you back sometime. (leaves room)

Jim: (talking to others in room) Tom is such an asshole. Taking my last beer is definitely a puckable offense.

(Jim creates a piss puck, waits till 3 AM and kicks in under Tom's door)
by CM$ney May 11, 2009
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wildcat offense

Spitting game to women. Specifically reading their next move like it is the defensive end, which is the typical read of the wildcat offense.
Chris was really running his wildcat offense to perfection last night. He got 3 numbers and a blowjob. I think he is better than anyone at running the wildcat offense. He is so money!
by The Panarelli Pipe January 18, 2011
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offenderman

A slender like figure who stalkes women for sex. He has two rose, a red rose and a blue rose. He wears a trench coat, a fedora and boots. Women call him "smexy".
Who are you?
My name is offenderman but you can call me "smexy".
by #GamerGirl October 6, 2016
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non-offensive swears

A moronic contradiction which defeats the purpose of it being a swear.
This total idiot should be informed that 'arse' is how Brits, Irish people etc say it. Idiot.
by IkeM October 5, 2003
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counter strike global offensive

A game that requires lots of skill and time to perfect it is not another call of duty FPS. this game is a very skilled FPS with tournaments that go up to 200,000 thousand dollars. it has a great adult community usually 17-40 very good sportsmanship i recommend buying this from steam!
by DemiZe_PHANTOM December 11, 2013
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Herpetual offender

Someone who knowingly has the STD, Herpes, and repeatedly has sexual intercourse with unknowing suspects.
I'd stay away from Jamie if I was you, he's a total herpetual offender!
by Ultramega June 3, 2010
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