Oakland Style

Sexual foreplay consisting of two or more people standing naked several feet away from each other without ever touching, taking turns raping each other with their eyes.

Yeah, it wasn't performance art, we were just going at it Oakland Style.

by Abraham Thunderwolf October 16, 2011

Oakland Raiders breakup

When you breakup with your broke, but loyal ex for someone else who is much richer while continuing to live in your ex's house for 2+ years while your new BF/GF builds a new, lavish house that your ex could never afford to buy.

Guy 1: I can't believe Brian left Allie for that snobby whore Briana! They've been together for years!
Guy 2: But the last time I was at Allie's place, Brian was still there.
Guy 1: Well, they still gotta live together to pay rent until Brian moves in with Briana. Its an Oakland Raiders breakup.

by HorrifyingDihareeaSludge Chili March 29, 2017

oakland blowjob

a sexual act in which a man uses shortning or baking grease to masturbate or as lubracant during sexual intercourse, followed but putting his penis in an oven, "frying" his penis, and then recieves oral sex. Named after the city of Oakland due to the masses of the african american poeples notorious for eating fried goods, most notabley fried chicken

Dude, i got my girlfriend to give me an oakland blowjob lastnight, it felt good, but now my dick is fried!!!

by PolishBeast69 March 1, 2009

Oakland Raiders

The Oakland Raiders are a rising team in the toughest division in football with the exception of the San Diego Chargers. With a prized young QB in Derek Carr the Raiders are back in the Superbowl conversation.

Daughter: Dad I need a synonym for win
Dad: You should use the Oakland Raiders

by RRRRRRRAAAAAAIIIDDERRRRRZZZ April 6, 2017

Oakland Hard Lemonade

When a man is recieving oral sex from either a man or a woman he begins to feign orgasm and urinates in the sucker/blowers mouth.

Hey Josh, thanks for letting me stay the night last night bro, your mom really enjoyed the Oakland Hard Lemonade I brought over.

by Million Dollar Asshole April 21, 2011

Oakland Hit

when taking a large hit of weed, usually off a pipe or joint, a maneuver where you french inhale the smoke and blow out a single, large smoke ring. originated in oakland, california

the new kid's from oakland...we should blaze him out and see if he does an oakland hit.

by fuckyeah420 May 6, 2011

oakland floater

putting toddlers in burkas and forcing them to eat dog treats

johnny mouthed off on me today so i had to pull the ole' oakland floater

by the gold diggers August 23, 2011