numptie

A cross between a nummie (num-nuts) and a humptie (short fat person)

Look at that numptie over there.

by rKingie June 19, 2008

numpty

A person displaying a clear lack of intelligence.

The numpty voted 'YES' for Scottish independence.

by Just Call Me Fred April 14, 2015

numpty

A SILLY PERSON,WHO DOSENT MEAN NO MALLISE....

TO BE CALLED A "NUMPTY" IS A NICE WAY TO BE CALLED A "SILLY PERSON"

by SIL NUMTIBE April 3, 2011

numpty

you are born a numpty you cant just become one.

Stolenbaby is the Queen of numpties
numpty has many differeemnt ways of insulting, humouring and or complimenting a person.

Numptyface
NumptyBrain
NumptyBrigade

U NUMPTY!

by Toni Jordan aka Stolenbaby July 17, 2004

Numpty

Usually associated with members of the Engineering fraternity in their first year of employment.They originate from Louth and can be found driving clapped out BMWs.

People with high opinions of themselves

by Gerry January 28, 2005

numptie

(Australian) Drunken aboriginal woman available for sex with all comers

Maaate! You cun awlways foind a numptie to steek yr deek in out in th' bush!

by kwirx November 14, 2003

numpty

A denizen of Acomb North Yorkshire, who sports an institutional haircut, has hands like shovels and makes indiscriminate hog noises.

Eeeeh, you numpt-eh!

by meark October 27, 2003