Numptitous

Numptitous - He got a severe case of numptitous when he started work

He caught numptitous when he arrived and henceforth we he was known as a Numpty

by Timmay62 October 15, 2015

numpty

An absolute idiot

"Brian can be such a numpty."

by Apes_Dawg June 23, 2016

Numptide

Someone who, though normally very intelligent, has done something stupid or clumsy

Pronounced nump-tide

Fred drops his phone
"Fred you absolute numptide"

by bifs101 October 28, 2016

Numpty Head

A silly person

He's a pure numpty head !

by buzzzwords January 20, 2021

Numptious

Something so good and sooooo amazing that you just gotta nom nom nommmmm

Man that salad berry was numptious to the MAX!

by Tupac Reborn September 16, 2021

Head numping

When you nibble on the tip of the penis

I love head numping my buddy Frank

by Franks friend January 16, 2022

numpf

Someone who exhibits an extraordinary talent in the area of stupidity. A combination and shortening of the terms numbskull,dumb,pathetic and fuck. Someone who is numb and oblivious to the world around them and so stupid it perplexes the mind that they can even function in daily life. Someone who is so ignorant even dumb people find it incredible.

I can't believe Joe asked the boss that question, we've only been talking about it for the last hour and he's worked here 10 years. What a fucking NUMPF!!!!

What!!! You spent our last ten dollars on drinks. How the hell are we going to pay for the cabride home? God your such a NUMPF!!!!

by Rich7 May 10, 2007