numb gums

A person who mumbles while talking shit

You like mumble mumble my new mumble mumble truck mumble mumble.

by Big Nation February 23, 2004

numb sausage

a person, usuallly a man, cant get his penis to stand up staight, making it difficult to insert in various orifices. ie. vaginas, mouths, asses, ears, pee-pee holes

wife-looks like u got a numb sausage
husband-dammit!
wife-well i'l get the poolboy
husband-ile join in the festivities

by jim dandy January 24, 2005

Numb Thumbs

The numb feeling you get in your thumbs when you text too much...

The patient was diagnose with chronic numb thumbs from excessive texting.

by IamTimePiece May 13, 2015

Numb button

the female equivalent of "whiskey dick". An occasion where a female drinks too much alcohol and her private parts (clitoris and vulva) become less sensitive, rendering her incapable of orgasm (aka "cum block". )

I went down on Mary for 2 hours, but she drank so much that she had numb button and couldn't come.

by Likesundaymorning July 10, 2017

Nashville Numb

When you funnel hot sauce into your urethra such that when you ejaculate it into your partner it causes them bodily harm

After she shared my nudes without my consent I gave her the old Nashville Numb.

by Dtreeman January 20, 2022

Numb nut

Lacking intelligence; can’t pull women

Ben Prugh is a numb nut

by Poopdoopsoup12 November 16, 2021

Numb nuts

It means your dumb

Alex: 2+2=5
Melanie:No numb nuts it equals 4!

by Your local Ashley November 25, 2021