Noopura is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is sweet and caring and just overall amazing. She tends to be quite and try to hide in the background but when you get to know her she will be your best friend. She is very loyal and is always trying her best no matter what the task. If you find a Noopura don’t let her go because you will never have a friend like her ever again.
Noopura is my best friend.
by Layla girly October 25, 2020
Get the noopura mug.A complete fuck ass This can be someone you hate or one of you're friends. This can also be someone whos a pain in the ass.
by Genderlessbork December 19, 2017
Get the bulge chafing nooksniffer mug.“noose” represents death, the “poo” represents worry/fear so when you”poo in the noose” you escape a tricky or stressful situation, like you feel as if you will shit yourself or die but instead of literally doing so you figuratively do so and you “slip” out of trouble such as when you are performing stand up and your uncomfortableness if funny to the audience
wow, Darla really did a poo in the noose chatting up Brad when she accidentally mentioned her boner but he thought it was funny.
by Ratbag4Warchief April 7, 2021
Get the poo in the noose mug.Noobspeak an online typing style, it is similar to l33tspeak or leetspeak, except that it is done to save effort, where leetspeak is done to look cool, both are considered noobish by most experienced online metagamers, bloggers, formers, etc.
Noobspeak is usually replacing words with shorter versions, possibly including numbers, that pronounce similar or the same.
Leetspeak replaces individual letters that look similar to the original, not based on pronunciation.
Noobspeak is usually replacing words with shorter versions, possibly including numbers, that pronounce similar or the same.
Leetspeak replaces individual letters that look similar to the original, not based on pronunciation.
I want you to teach these people how to play, because there is no one else available who knows how to play to do it.
Becomes:
i want u 2 teach these ppl how 2 play cuz there is no1 else available who nos how 2 play 2 do it
The bellow is not noobspeak, it is leetspeak, do not confuse the two:
1 w@nt y0u 0o t3@ch th3s3 p30p13 h0w t0 pl@y, b3c@u$3 th3r3 i$ n0 0n3 3ls3 @v@1l1bl3 wh0 kn0w$ h0w t0 pl@y t0 d0 1t.
Becomes:
i want u 2 teach these ppl how 2 play cuz there is no1 else available who nos how 2 play 2 do it
The bellow is not noobspeak, it is leetspeak, do not confuse the two:
1 w@nt y0u 0o t3@ch th3s3 p30p13 h0w t0 pl@y, b3c@u$3 th3r3 i$ n0 0n3 3ls3 @v@1l1bl3 wh0 kn0w$ h0w t0 pl@y t0 d0 1t.
by MasterOfTheHeavenAboveTheStars October 14, 2009
Get the Noobspeak mug.When you carry around an invisible pre-tied noose at all times, then comically jump into if something happens which slightly angers or upsets you.
by Domo Smooth January 6, 2009
Get the Pre-tied Noose mug.A noobsquire is a form of a noob who is completely new at an online game, and actually takes advice or trains from other noobs online that think they are pros.
- Hence the word squire - much like a squire in medieval times trains and takes advice from a knight, carries their shield, does work for them etc.
- Hence the word squire - much like a squire in medieval times trains and takes advice from a knight, carries their shield, does work for them etc.
Example 1:
Noobsquire: Hey guys. I'm new at halo, can you help me learn how to get real good?
Noob: t0tAll3y d00d U cAn b3 1337 1f y0u tAlkz0rz lik3 m3 an l3arn ma sk1llz0rz b3cAus3 1 @m 1337 2!!!1!one!!
Noobsquire: W0wz0rz th@nkz. 1 c@n f33l m1s3lf g3tt1ng b3tt3r n0wzorz.
Example 2:
Noobsquire: Hey guys, I just started playing Call of Duty, and there's a wall to the enemy base in front of me but I don't know how to jump.
Noob: W3LL d00d th@ts s0 3asy pr3ss t3h alt + F4 and U'1L d0 @ s00p3r 1337 jUmpz0rz thAt g03s 100000 f33t in t3h a1r!! (Mehehe I'm going to trick this n00b into closing the game cause I'm so cool)
noobsquire: I tried it and nothing happened, it's alt, then +, then f4, right?
n00b: N0 0MGZ0RZ U have t0 hold teh buttons at the sAme time3 omg1 and + do3sn't c0unt!!!1!!one11
noobsquire: I can't read your writing. Can you repeat that plz?
Noobsquire: Hey guys. I'm new at halo, can you help me learn how to get real good?
Noob: t0tAll3y d00d U cAn b3 1337 1f y0u tAlkz0rz lik3 m3 an l3arn ma sk1llz0rz b3cAus3 1 @m 1337 2!!!1!one!!
Noobsquire: W0wz0rz th@nkz. 1 c@n f33l m1s3lf g3tt1ng b3tt3r n0wzorz.
Example 2:
Noobsquire: Hey guys, I just started playing Call of Duty, and there's a wall to the enemy base in front of me but I don't know how to jump.
Noob: W3LL d00d th@ts s0 3asy pr3ss t3h alt + F4 and U'1L d0 @ s00p3r 1337 jUmpz0rz thAt g03s 100000 f33t in t3h a1r!! (Mehehe I'm going to trick this n00b into closing the game cause I'm so cool)
noobsquire: I tried it and nothing happened, it's alt, then +, then f4, right?
n00b: N0 0MGZ0RZ U have t0 hold teh buttons at the sAme time3 omg1 and + do3sn't c0unt!!!1!!one11
noobsquire: I can't read your writing. Can you repeat that plz?
by --Jordan-- April 21, 2007
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