Nonce

Shakil from economics

You see that guy Shakil from economics. He’s a right nonce!

by saafiiyaa October 14, 2018

Nonce

Danny Rushton is one of the UK's biggest nonces

Liam: Oi cunt, you heard about that nonce Danny Rushton?
Daniel: Yeah, doesn't he shag year 7s?

by Big Boi Shlongz November 27, 2019

Nonce

A British word meaning pedophile/rapist.

"That Kirsten girl is such a nonce"

by Omgkirstencatewrotethishowfun December 2, 2019

nonce

(UK)Slang meaning pedo or kiddy fidler, originally means Not of Normal Criminal Eellement.

I'm gonna go an stripe that dirty nonce in pad 12!

by Raydome December 15, 2008

Nonce

A well constructed argument.

James was losing the debate but then called Simon a nonce. James won the debate by default.

by Nonce-eater 5000 July 30, 2019

Nonce

A paedo

Jake's grandad is a nonce

by Nimesh June 12, 2017

nonce

(this is for Americans to say when they come to the UK) nonce means very nice person so if you saw someone being kind you say "oh you are a big nonce mate"

"you are a right nonce mate"

by AmazonAlexa2014 February 22, 2022