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A slang term whose meaning and implication are similar to 'random', 'pointless', 'shit' (adj.), 'stupid', 'crazy', etc.

Although the word itself has no fully-feesible meaning or definition, it is commonly used in conjunction with other social slang and usually said in an informal context.

The term is usually not associated with direct offense, rather it is most commonly used to describe a past or present event in a loose social environment.
"That is some next shit."

"This assignment is next."

"Some next guy asked me for loose change."
by Daniel Tran May 17, 2006
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teach for next week

A somewhat pejorative term for Teach for America. Everyone knows that they will teach for a maximum of two years, continue on to Harvard Law, and pretend that they changed the world.
Yea, I hate those Teach for Next Week kids, what a bunch of elitist snobs.
by schoolio September 30, 2006
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Thank U Next

Showing no remorse to the old you or past love life and moving forward. period
At the end of Ariana Grande’s new video for her lastest single, “Thank U, NextKris Jenner says at the end, “tHaNk u nExT bItCh”
by erykaaa0804 December 15, 2018
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nextgenwalkthroughs.com

An awesome video game website that uses the power of sweatpants and beer to defeat video games. Upon kicking the livin' hella out of a game, they post recorded videos (in HD def) of how to accomplish said task of kicking the livin' hella out of a game. Site founders Explicit D Dan and Beer Baron John also produce a alcohol driven podcast called Two Chimps on A Davenport. Most days consist of alcoholic consumption, updating their kickass website, and rolling golden over their newest video game conquests.
Maxx: Hey Matt, I just got flattened by a friggin' Hunter in Halo 3, how did you beat it?

Matt: Oh, I went to nextgenwalkthroughs.com and viewed some of their righteous videos on how to kill it.

Maxx: Sweet, High Five!

Matt: Shwoot!
by mercboymaxx33 February 28, 2010
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thank u, next

thank u, next is the 11th track off of her 5th studio album. It's about her ex's and how she grateful for all of them.
Big Sean: "Thought I'd end up with Sean but he wasn't a match"
Ricky Alvarez: "Wrote some songs about Ricky now i listen and laugh"
Pete Davidson: "Even almost got married and for Pete, I'm so thankful"
Mac Miller: Wish I could say, "Thank you" to Malcolm 'cause he was an angel
friend: have you heard ariana grande' s new song?
me: yes. thank u, next
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farting next to a waterfall

Something that no one is going to notice.
John: I wore the same tie as my boss the other day, I think it really annoyed him.

Me: Relax, you are farting next to a waterfall.
by aweeze April 2, 2010
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nexterminate

Nexterminate: (Neks-tur-muh-neyt). A portmanteau (blend) of next and terminate in a neologism.

DEFINITION: Fired or terminated in favor of the NEXT BIG THING or person.
He was NEXTERMINATED by his younger trainee
by Coral Francis-Callender May 14, 2008
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