NetLice

A useless person on the internet who takes up valuable bandwidth and/or takes up a good spot in a chat room.

I cannot log into the room because of all the net lice scum!

by Capri388 April 17, 2003

Netpic

An 'viral' image posted and shared on social media sites, blogs and websites primarily designed to amuse, entertain or waste time during one's work hours.

Did you see that netpic so-and-so posted yesterday? Funniest sh*t I've seen all year!

by MikeNatty February 6, 2012

Netfinger

Finger banging your girl’s wet pussy so much during hours of watching Netflix that she prunes up the skin on your finger(s).

Our night of Netflix and chill resulted in a bad case of netfinger.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Nemoid

A slang word originating in Mississauga, Canada, that is used to describe any person, animal, act or thing that is thought of as cute. A sentance containing the word nemoid often starts with aww.

Aww, Emma is such a lil nemoid!

by - December 20, 2004

Netgirl

An online girl addicted to chat who courts online relationships yet will compulsively lie about her activities, whereabouts and even go so far as to concoct a fictitious identity complete with fake pictures or "favorable angle" headshots.

You just found out the "Netgirl" aka "Professional Netgirl" who professed undying love to you is married in real life, does not live in The Hamptons, for example, and just cyber-married three other guys in chat while sleeping with various bar acquaintances because she's psychosexual.

by Jim Finger June 11, 2010

Neti Pee

The sexual act of partially inserting ones penis into a female's (or male's if that's the way you swing) nostril, and emptying your bladder. Because of the anatomy of the sinus cavity, pee will come shooting out the other nostril... thus cleaning out the sinus of any impurities, more or less. Like the Neti Pot.

Shannon: what the helll do you think you are doing? get your penis away from my nose!
Andy: ever heard of the Neti Pot, or Neti Squeeze?
Shannon: yes, but what does that... oh no you don't!!!
Andy: oh yes I do... hold on tight, shut your eyes, here comes the Neti Pee. SHAZAAAAM!!

by apound21 December 5, 2009

netlix

The way of inviting that girl who is dtf over really late to "watch netflix"

Guy: Want to come over right now? My parents are asleep, we can watch netflix
Girl: It's 11 and I never know if i'm coming over for netflix or netlix...

by sweatymuscles June 5, 2015