mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

neptunic nerds

neptunic nerds are a band in the us sage, oliva, phills,nascar, sky, cloudy,coco.bean,my falut. yes those are the names they write songs you should go see for yourself

hey have you heard of neptunic nerds? yea dude there a great band!!

by coolperson33 June 1, 2021

Jet Neptune

Popular comedian and American pornographic actor Sam Hyde's sidechick. He is a proud homosexual man with a fragile ego who often finds himself in petty online drama. Used to be a musician but that didn't work out.

X: Shalom brother Y, can you help me with my homework?? I swear I won't turn my back on you after it's done.
Y: Yeah, just don't Jet Neptune me.

by Samiul Haider December 19, 2023

king neptune

The King of a place where Sponges live in Pineapples under the sea (Bikini Bottom)

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHO'S GOING TO LEAD BIKINI BOTTOM WHEN THE SHOW COMES OUT
KING NEPTUNE!!!

by UrbanRoblox April 2, 2017

neptuned

when you and your niggas smoking that phat blunt and you didn’t tap out bc/ you ain’t wanna look like a pussy and y’all get done smoking and your not baked, your Neptuned

nigga I’m neptuned

by Zooted nation September 18, 2018

Neptune's Trident

When a woman is laying naked on her stomach, you put your thumb in her ass, 2 fingers in her vagina, and your pinky massages her clitorus.

I went over to my woman's house, and gave her the ole Neptune's Trident until she blacked out.

by Blade_Slasher June 30, 2021

Neptune's lick

When you shit and the water splashes up and touches your balls

So Jordyn at 1 o'clock in the morning decides to take a shit, so he plants his ass on the toilet and takes a poop, and a Neptune's Lick happens

by SSS_Stratos November 14, 2021