Newter

to divorce your wife while she's seriously ill, a la Newt Gingrich

man, Helen's not showing any signs of recovery - it's a real downer. I might have to Newter her.

by KP Freely March 7, 2012

I can neither confirm nor deny

It is a hint to the answer of a question, it works best if you know the person well enough that they can figure out the answer on their own. Emotions & expressions can also hint towards the answer.
Also used if you actually don't know or are trying to cover your company's ass.

"Hey Bob, have you ever seen Iron Man 1 before?"
"I can neither confirm nor deny that"

"Hey Jill, do you have my pencil?"
"I can neither confirm nor deny that"

by tihmmer December 16, 2021

empty-nester

a person whose children have grown up and left

Don't mind her. She's an empty-nester.

by The Return of Light Joker June 14, 2009

neuterizing

Eliminating both the male and female gender tendencies in an attempt to create an androgynous utopian society.

Many modern bosses attempt equality by neuterizing the workplace.

by Melissa Clouthier August 28, 2006

Computer Neutered

When a person gets caught on the computer via the internet watching porn switching naked photos ,and the spouse takes the computer out of the house

Jack calls up jim and says hey how come I don't see you online anymore ?

Jim replies-My wife caught me sending naked pics to some woman in china and she threw the computer out in the garbage .

Jack says- Oh she computer neutered you huh?

Jim replies-Yeah I guess so.

by troubledemon February 10, 2010

Jake Neithercoat

A lower dauphin middle school student that is very quiet but out of school is the life of the party. He takes shit from no one outta school. There have been reports of people hanging in trees holding on for dear life. He is a genius in school. He gets straight A's constantly. In his free time he acts like a giraffe and eats grass. That's how he's so skinny.

jake neithercoat was putting kids in that tree over there.

by Bigdaddyjakeypoo May 1, 2019

as neither fish nor good red meat

stuck in the middle; not truely one thing or another.

"That's what General Rawson thought you would say,"
Lauffer said emotionally, "as your father's son, as the great-grandson of General Pueyrredon. That you would join us!"
Don't get carried away, Roberto," Clete said. "I'll fly the airplane, if it comes down to that, but I'm not enlisting in your army."
"Actually, the subject of a temporary commission did come up," Martin said. "Would you be willing-"
"I already have a Marine Corps commission," Clete said.
"This would be a temporary commission," Martin said. "It would solve a lot of problems...."
"Would I have to swear an oath? Of allegiance?"
"Yes, naturally. Of course."
"The moment I did that," Clete said, "I would lose my American citizenship."
"That would be difficult for you?"
"Yeah, it would," Clete said without thinking about it. "I don't want to do that."
He happened to glance at Martin's eyes.
And saw in them that be had just closed a door that would never again be opened.
If I had accepted that temporary commission under these circumstances, where accepting it might mean that I would find myself standing in front of a wall with Rawson, Martin, and Lauffer, even if it lasted only 3 days, they would thereafter have accepted me a bona fide Argentine. Now that will never happen.
Well, so be it. I'm an American. I don't want to give thatup.
"That leaves you, of course," Martin said, cordially enough, "as the English would put it, as neither fish nor good red meat"
-W.E.B. Griffin p-591 (Blood and Honor)

by J Dan Beck May 30, 2006