a trend on twitter where a person has the same exact phone number as you but the last digit is either higher or lower
mike: i’m gonna text my number neighbor, since my number is (231)465-321 their number must be (231)465-322 or (231)465-320
not a real phone number (i think)
not a real phone number (i think)
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Yo, Neil Gaiman is the most awesometastic writer of all time. J.K Rowling's got nothing on his shit!
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a boy who cannot make good decisions, says he’s fine right after almost dying, is very gay for his boyfriend and has a death wish
by i couldn’t have pussyslayer69 October 27, 2020
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No, we only have three children. That's right, the three with shoes on. That other one is a neighborhoodlum.
by Acheté July 12, 2007
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Billy Bob: "We're just neighbors with benefits bro."
Andrea: "Man, I wish had a hot neighbor so I could get some benefits!"
Billy Bob: "We're just neighbors with benefits bro."
Andrea: "Man, I wish had a hot neighbor so I could get some benefits!"
by NWBro October 21, 2015
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Plural: niephs. Indicates a mixed group of nephews and nieces.
(Invented from necessity.)
Plural: niephs. Indicates a mixed group of nephews and nieces.
(Invented from necessity.)
Neiph
Ex.1)
Rob: “yo, there’s a missing word from the English language!”
Mike: “wtf m8, you’re stoned.”
Rob: “Yes, but what word do you use in plural if you have one niece and one nephew?”
Mike: “...”
Rob: “Can’t say nephews because you have a niece, and can’t say nieces for the same reason.”
Mike: “Welp, time to invent a word.”
Rob: “Yup.”
Ex.2)
Yo my sister’s having a baby, idk the gender yet but I can’t wait to meet my nieph !
Gotta babysit my niephs this weekend...
Ex.1)
Rob: “yo, there’s a missing word from the English language!”
Mike: “wtf m8, you’re stoned.”
Rob: “Yes, but what word do you use in plural if you have one niece and one nephew?”
Mike: “...”
Rob: “Can’t say nephews because you have a niece, and can’t say nieces for the same reason.”
Mike: “Welp, time to invent a word.”
Rob: “Yup.”
Ex.2)
Yo my sister’s having a baby, idk the gender yet but I can’t wait to meet my nieph !
Gotta babysit my niephs this weekend...
by rtm_320 May 23, 2019
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Football started getting boring, so as I started jerking off myself and Brent, the bastard just sat there and lazy neighbored me...
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