Negotiating

Negotiating - aka. "vigorously deep throating Putin while wearing a dog collar"

"Just completed my two hour call negotiating with President Vladimir Putin of Russia. I believe it went very well."

by Vladimir Futon July 24, 2025

Negometry

The measure of niggatry being used at a certain time

I have to study for my negometry test next week.

by Twothoughtful August 6, 2025

Deadly Negotiations

Short form: DN, A counter strike source Texture City map based noob pub clan that was founded by Mellowman.

yo its that shitty Deadly Negotiations clan again that we scrim and beat them 1000000 times

by whaltosldolsd March 21, 2009

o-negos

Orgasm Negotiations. When two people - whether partnered or just "friends with benefits" - have to negotiate receiving and giving an orgasm.

This can pertain to when, where, what has to be done in order to receive, and other circumstances that lead to you or your partner orgasming.

F-Bud 1: You have to come over, again, soon.

F-Bud 2: Why so soon? I was just there.

F-Bud 1: But you came. I didn't.

F-Bud 2: So?

F-Bud 1: So? I don't think you get this. This is an o-negos - and if you want to f**k me again - you'll come over tonight!

F-Bud 2: Fine. See you at 8pm.

by themeinmedia June 15, 2009

French Negotiation

The act of unconditional surrender without confrontation and willfully providing whatever is desired to an aggressor.

Guy 1: So, you let that bully kick your dog, and sodomize your girlfriend, after which you gave him all the money in your wallet and wished him a pleasant weekend?

Guy 2: Yep

Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!

by Neret March 22, 2011

Retro-negotiate

Retro-negotiate: To offer up new terms and conditions to a deal previously made when the outcome does not go your way.

Joe thought he would win the bet but when he lost, he tried to retro-negotiate the amount he now owed.

by t-boy January 19, 2018

Natasha Negovanlis

A hot Canadian actress with has a signature style of an emo businesswoman and eyebrows and a jawline that are sharper than an kitchen knife.

Natasha Negovanlis is professional at being stupidly in love with the same girl since 2014 and won't admit it no matter how blatantly obvious it is.

by if-i-could-fly28 December 16, 2021