Pablo Escobar’s Necktie

When you fall asleep with traditional corded earbuds and wake up with the cord wrapped around your neck possibly causing choking and asphyxiation.

I wore my shitty iPhone earbuds to bed and woke up with that cord on my neck like Pablo Escobar’s Necktie.

by Pheecees December 10, 2022

New England Necktie

When a girl wraps her legs around your neck and farts directly on you, her legs draping across your chest like a tie. In some cultures, it is a symbol of great fortune.

"You seen Bobby recently?"

"No man, he's been down since he and Monica broke up."

"Why'd the break up?"

"Heard she gave him a New England Necktie."

"Say no more."

by PoopsMcGoops February 26, 2018

Home Depot Necktie

A rope noose used for hanging people

The Klansman bragged about giving the black man down the street a home depot necktie for his birthday

by meme man 696969 November 2, 2018

flaming turquoise necktie

While having anal sex, you pull out and smack your cock on the girl or guys chest leaving the necktie bruise. The fecal matter around the bruise then looks like a flame.

see turquoise

I gave this chick a flaming turquoise necktie last night after I said it was the wrong hole.

by 9th Wonder January 15, 2006

black and blue necktie

A hickey.

He left quite a black and blue necktie on that little cutie.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

Nuremberg necktie

A hangman's noose, especially one used for executing Nazis.

The Nazi general wore a Nuremberg necktie on the gallows.

by MSgt John Clarence Woods November 15, 2019

Denver velvet necktie

The act of jerking someone off using one's neck.

Jenny had to wear a scarf to hide the fact that she had given Chandler a Denver velvet necktie.

by Vicer Exciser November 2, 2011