Nasal Penis

1. A nose that looks like a penis.
2. A nose possessing phallic qualities.

Well, I went to this party, and I got sooooo fucked up! After that party, I went home with this guy, and we started having craazy secks. When he started going down on me, i looked and thought he was stickin' it in raw-dog, but no. He has a nasal penis.

by Dildough Queefingstein January 21, 2011

filthy nasal

a sexual act. where the man sticks his fingers in the womans anus then jams his fingers up her nose so the woman smells poop all day.

bob gave sam a filthy nasal. then she smelled shit all day.

by tyler mudge December 28, 2007

NASA

The National Aeronautics and Space Administration. NASA is a once great administration that has produced some of the best known names in the avation and aeronautics industries, such as Neil Armstrong, Jim Lovell, and Gene Kranz. They are also associated with the expressions "Houston, we'vd had a problem" (Jack Swigert, April 13, 1970) and the infamous "Houston, we have a problem" (Jim Lovell, said on same date. All he really did was put Swigert's quote in present tense). Now NASA is a third rate agency that nobody in government cares about.

NASA director: Excuse me, Mr. President sir, do you think we could have some more money please?

President and Congress at same time: NO WAY!!!!!!

NASA director: But our last rocket was made out of popsicle sticks and crazy glue!

President: I said NO FUCKING WAY!!!

by spaceman212428.2 January 31, 2010

post nasal lip

Used to describe the facial features of persons whose noses are precariously close to their upper lips. Due usually to one of three factors: (1) an excessively large nose, (2) an excessively large upper lip, or (3) accidents involving underage shaving.

J: I went in for the kiss and almost swallowed his nose.
Friend of J: Yo, that's cuz he's got post nasal lip.

by Just changin' September 2, 2009

NASA

a girl who turns prude after years of craving the cock

N.A.S.A = Not A Slut Anymore

Dude that girl Megan went NASA on us, remember when she hooked up with me, you, and my sister at the same time.

by bofanD February 18, 2009

New Jersey Nasal Spray

this action involves using the nasal passages as a way of stimulating the penis in order to get it to climax resulting in the penis blowing its load in the recipients lungs which gives the recipient the ability to blow cum or skeet bubbles.

Casey got New Jersey Nasal Sprayed by Dice which resulted in him being the wedding bubble maker.

by Dirt Murph January 29, 2008

Nigerian nasal spray

During the act of fellatio (when your bitch is giving you head) immediately before ejaculation, (right before you blow your load) you pull out and then proceed to ejaculate (splooge) in her nasal cavity (nose hole)

I haven't been able to smell anything since Mike Nigerian nasal sprayed me 4 days ago

by somaliansuckerpuncher August 22, 2010