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community nut napkin

a shared towel used to ejaculate in with the boys, preferably placed in the bathroom
Kyle, where’s the community nut napkin?”
by stupiddthicc September 28, 2019
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snatch napkin

Nonchalantly stated in the movie "I hope they serve beer in hell", Snatch Napkin is a derogatory term used as an aid in the vocabularies of hometown comedians in making fun of braindead sluts. It can almost literally be translated to: whore, slut, or any of the other fine words used to describe the combination of beauty and stupidity.
guy: "you're such a snatch napkin hahaha"
girl: "oh my godddddd whats thattttt?"
guy: "oh it just means your really pushy, you know, like you like to snatch things away from people and shit. don't worry about it baby."
girl: "ohhhh, well im a total snatch napkin then!"
guy: "snickering"
by kotabro93 October 17, 2009
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Napkin

Someone who either was born or grew up in the Napa Valley, California.
Us Napkins love to drink wine here in the valley.
by Burro De Chile Verga October 29, 2007
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Get your napkins ready

A phrase that is used to insinuate being prepared for a certain event or activity.

This colloquial phrase is derived from the root of eating - where one must have "their napkins ready" as if they are having a meal. Therefore, having one's napkin ready means they will be adequately prepared for the event and/or activity (e.g. having a round of drinks, entering a club or bar, playing a sport, engaging in sexual activity, etc)
"You better get your napkins ready nigga, it's about to be an ass buffet."

"Oh my God, fuckin you see that fool pass out on the couch hahahaha"
"Yea nigga, he didn't have his napkins ready"

"Fuck man, you got a Costco card? I need to get some of them Kirkland paper towels. I'm finna go to the club and grind on every piece of pussy."
"Don't trip dog, I always got my napkins ready. I got that shit by the pallet."
by jbootsy March 13, 2008
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napkin

A piece of cloth or absorbent paper used by most at table to remove unwanted materials such as food. Sometimes used by desparte, flat-chested girls to stuff their bras. poor things.
Sexy young korey used his napkin while eating dinner to remove some ketchup he had spilt on himself. But he shouldn't have botherd 'cause I would have came and licked it off. *wink wink*
by hmMm....maegis June 15, 2004
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Napkin of Shame

When you are in a restaurant and cannot finish what is on your plate. You do no want to look like you are wasting food, so place a napkin over the food left on your plate to try and hide it when the waiter comes to take it away.
"Hey dude, Steve's eyes were way bigger than his belly so now he's had to drop the napkin of shame to try and cover it up"
by FergustheBogeyman February 26, 2009
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Rusty Napkin

The act of using a Woman's used tampon to blow your nose.
"Dude, last night i couldn't find a napkin to blow my nose so i used my girls Rusty Napkin"
by Rusty Napkin September 11, 2011
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