Newt

A toxic or asshole person typically referring to a partner or significant other.

“Dude I married such a fucking newt”

by CrazedCreatures March 28, 2024

Newts wife

Not Melie’s wife

Newts wife is not Melie’s wife.

by Sperm killer March 30, 2021

Shlooted Newt

A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.

Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees?

Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?

by TurdInspector145 August 2, 2013

angry newt

Anal sex move that involves marshmallow fluff, caramel syrup and an M&M insterted in the head of the penis.

So, after I gave her the angry newt, I got an infection in my urethra from the candy coating. M&M's apparently don't just melt in your mouth.

by Angry Mick February 5, 2012

The Newt

Someone who goes around and makes stupid Facebook groups about friends as a joke.

matt :yo man that wild-otter kid on my bus is such a fag
mark : yeah and hes really tall too..what a fag
mark :hey..we should make a group on Facebook about how he got his porch shit on cause no one likes him
matt : yeah dude that would be sweet i just don't want to be The Newt..you know?
mark :thats cool..i already have leukemia hair, so i can do it
matt :word

by baby-blue. April 24, 2010

Coot newt

A fetus. Most often referring to a fetus in the 1st trimester.

"Look, I got a coot newt and I'm not sure who the father is."

by Face in the place March 8, 2018

Newt-a-Mania

Disease of believing Newt Gingrich would actually make a good President.

Sean: Newt-a-Mania is sweeping America. Newt Gingrich is a great American.
John: Newt Gingrich is fat.

by makivelli June 15, 2012