Newport High School

Biggest jews in the nation aka SnitchVille.
A school filled with "jews" who are sheltered by their factory look alike of a school.
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Newport High Schoolers go to school acting as if they are of some importance. Their wannabe thuggish ways are a front because they feel left out of the feud between Bellevue and Mercer Island. Just because they have a GHETTO-ASS school doesn't mean they're GHETTO.
by the EMW bitch September 11, 2008
mugGet the Newport High Schoolmug.
Located in Newport Beach, CA, Newport Harbor is one of the most highly regarded public schools in Orange County. While it is home to a more *cough* diverse *cough* crowd than its rival Corona del Mar, the kids who attend are typically worth just as much. Most students drive cars worth more than their teachers' yearly salaries with Range Rovers, Mercedes, BMWs, Audis, and Lexus. Family beneficiaries live in the most prestigious homes on Kings Road, the Balboa Penninsula and Lido Island, and in Dover Shores and Bay Shores. The school employs the best teachers and implements the most elite standards, such as the IB Program and its status as a California Distinguished Blue Ribbon School.

Plus, the campus is completely gorgeous. No one will fight me on that one.
At a Mater Dei, Newport Harbor, CdM mixer...

BOY: Hey, you're gorgeous. You must go to CdM.
GIRL: Actually, I go to Newport Harbor High School. Believe it or not, our student body is actually better looking. *wink*
by nhhs2012 August 13, 2012
mugGet the Newport Harbor High Schoolmug.
school located in the newport area; full of skater fags, druggies, sluts, and backstabbers; tons of drama and STD's; a place where NO ONE would wanna live
Outsider-Do you go to Newport High School/Middle School?

Person in Newport- Yeah

Outsider- Oh, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME THAN!!!
by booboobaby((:: June 16, 2010
mugGet the Newport High School/Middle Schoolmug.

Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy
yo: "damn is this Newport monkey good"
gurt: "the new model?"
yo: "yeah, it vibrates too!!"
by kathred May 27, 2025
mugGet the Newport monkeymug.

Newporting

The act of jerking off in front of one’s friends. Typically done under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
BART: Dude you should’ve been at Peyton’s last night!
FRED: Why what happened?
BART: Alex did a keg stand and started newporting on the couch
by Bitchleas__feller November 23, 2024
mugGet the Newportingmug.

Newport White

Been to Newport?
“Hey man my Uber’s here you need a ride?”

“Nah I’ll see you tomorrow, I’m feeling in a newport white right now.”

“Niceeeee”
by Jwhull July 31, 2022
mugGet the Newport Whitemug.

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