Nigger Net

A term used for people with dial up or other slow forms of internet.
Tom is lagging really bad therefor he has nigger net.
by Technomansir February 16, 2008
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net whore

An internet sleaze-slut who says she loves you, but her many MSN Display Names prove she loves 6 other guys. 5 of them know how I feel. The 6th will soon enough. The 7th, whoever he maybe, doesn't know what is gonna smack him in the gonads.

Also see slut, whore, internet whore
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003
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net-worthless

adj. - 1) lacking a single asset, broke, -ness, the condition of being net-worthless 2) lacking the ability to build value
A recent balance and audit of the books and estate show us to be net-worthless.
by The Emperor, of course July 25, 2009
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net junky

MOM!!! I am NOT a net junky.
by PurpleMayoKing October 27, 2015
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Net nazi

People who do things like sue normal everyday people for downloading mp3s, or spy on everything you do on the net. Basically tight-asses who think the net should be policed like the real world.
Hey, ain't nothin up with downloading warez, unless you're a net nazi.
by Rock` April 09, 2003
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Net Cycle

The period of time spent lackadaisically surfing the internet while trying to put off work. Can last multiple hours, and usually consists of random youtube videos, checking facebook, and other sites you periodically visit, filled with brief periods where you seriously question your ability to concentrate on a simple assignment without wasting a whole night.
John: Dude, have you finished the questions for chapter 5 yet?

Tom: Nah man I've been in a net cycle all night, its like I have ADD.
by the1truthteller February 19, 2010
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Ball net

The net inside a bathing suit that contains your balls
Man, I wana go swimming but my bathing suit doesnt have a ball net, and I'm not trying to hang brain at the party.
by Muchoconsado February 23, 2020
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