Nap roulette

Taking a nap without having an alarm clock to wake you up

-She didn’t text me for 5 hours straight this afternoon...
- She must be playing the nap roulette again!

by Soranaaaa February 21, 2019

nap queen

A hot girl who doesn't go out to party. She prefers to stay indoors watching netflix and cuddling with her boo. Napping is her preferred pastime

Jean never goes out and parties cus shes a nap queen.

by Mintysky June 30, 2015

Nap Taste

The indescribable, yet specific taste one gets in their mouth after waking up from a late-afternoon nap. Feelings towards nap taste are completely subjective, as some people would want to keep it forever, while others request orange juice at an instant to rid themselves of nap taste. Nap taste was first brought into existence by Dorothy of The Wizard of Oz, upon waking up from her dream.

Unconscious Dorothy: There's no place like home.
Aunt Em: Dorothy, Dorothy Dear, it's Aunt Em darling.
Conscious Dorothy: Bitch, I don't give a flying fuck who you are, I just want to know what the hell that taste is in my mouth!
Aunt Em: Why, that's Nap Taste dear, I'll be back with some orange juice immediately.

by Rake Judolph June 2, 2011

Nap lag

A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by a not so refreshing nap. You'll find yourself in a state that holds the middle between sleeping and being awake.

Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.

Melissa: "hi"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"

by a tad anonymous April 6, 2008

Nap Time

The most underrated period of time in your life. Preschoolers and Kindergarteners fight to get out of it, but anybody from the ages of 13 to forever wishes that it was still a part of their lives. It is never appreciated until the later grades when every moment you are awake, you are wanting to be in nap time. Usually a good nap time lasts anywhere from 15 minute power naps to 2 hour recharge time naps.

Naps are normally useful when sick, bored, or necessary for survival in the coming hours.

Preschooler: 'No! No wanna go nap time!'

Everybody Else: 'Enough with the essays and projects/the job/the arthritis! I just need a quick nap time!'

by BPTinyGirl September 10, 2009

nap boner

when you wake up from a mid day slumber and have an erection.

My boss couldn't stand up because of his nap boner.

by Skeet Skeet Skeet Beavers September 30, 2010

nap time

A time when married people with kids are supposed to have sex

Hey babe its nap time

by zackmonkey December 26, 2016