big ass haitian nigga named bobby

Everybody knows this nigga, no definition needed.

"Keep talkin' shit and a big ass haitian nigga named bobby finna be at your doorstep."

by Big Haitian Nigga Named Bobby October 4, 2017

Kick Anyone named Ira day

On October 26th of any year you have the right to kick anyone you know who's name is Ira on the shin as hard as you please.

Poor Ira she is about to be kicked on the shin because of kick anyone named Ira day

by Kindafunnypersonday October 25, 2020

She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

An ex whose mere mention floods your mind with what could have been.

She created a horcrux when she left you.

She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's art adorns the walls of my aunt's house.

by Prathamensch February 5, 2017

The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.

Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003

full-named

When a friend, significant other, or colleague is so serious or angry that they refer to you with your first and last name.

Similar to being middle-named, but not from your family.

Girlfriend: "John Smith, where exactly were you last night?!"

John, to another: "Oh, shit. I'd better bail. She totally full-named me, dude!"

by robotulism May 13, 2013

clive named five

What the fuck is clive named five?

nine, eight, seven, six, five, clive named five!

by OzarkaPash November 14, 2020

elder named toe

The opposite of kid named finger, aka Mike Ehrmantraut, from Breaking Bad

Have you heard of elder named toe, he’s my favorite character from Fixing Good

by TheKnight6353 August 28, 2022