Definitions by TheKnight6353

Kuhnitis 

A disease in which one is constantly doing homework, often during school. Usually contracted when taking AP classes such as APUSH or AP Gov .

Tom’s doing APUSH homework during lunch instead of eating, he’s got a bad case of Kuhnitis.

Kuhnitis by TheKnight6353 October 2, 2023

deathlift 

A deadlift, but with atrocious form, is known to cause severe back pain.

Dude, my back fucking hurts today!

Why?

Idk, I think it may be because I was deadlifting with bad form yesterday

Call it a deathlift

deathlift by TheKnight6353 December 10, 2022

Roll of Shame 

A method of escaping a failed bench press by rolling the weight forward on the legs and pushing it to the floor. It’s shameful because the person didn’t use a spotter.

He thought he was too good for a spotter and that resulted in him doing the roll of shame

Roll of Shame by TheKnight6353 October 16, 2022

sus machine 

Refers to Hip Abductor machine at the gym, which involves one spreading their legs against pads as a form of resistance training.

He was caught using the sus machine!

sus machine by TheKnight6353 August 28, 2022

elder named toe 

The opposite of kid named finger, aka Mike Ehrmantraut, from Breaking Bad

Have you heard of elder named toe, he’s my favorite character from Fixing Good

elder named toe by TheKnight6353 August 28, 2022