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I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.
"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"
by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009
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Bite on my cock

When someone sucks dick so hard they eat it.
by BiteMeHarder May 24, 2017
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Where’s My Cock At?

A fun game to play during sex.
When balls deep in someone you question what part of them you are in.

Usually asked when you want to know what pet name someone has for their body parts.
“Where’s my cock at?”
It’s in my ass.”

“It’s deep in my Fuckhole
by Kaytee Ring May 26, 2025
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rockin' my cock off

a phrase said when something/someone is really stellar
nico: "dude take a bite of this creampuff"
ruby: "ohh my god man this is totes rockin' my cock off rn this is so good"
by sergeant pebble December 8, 2022
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Jocks my cock

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."
1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.
by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025
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my cock and balls

Me: i put my cock and balls into that horny slut last night.
Them: nice girl!
by oblivionox09 July 23, 2023
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