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Muck her barn 

a phrase that synonymous with "to perform cunnilingus on a female". The term refers to the yearly cleaning, or mucking, of a dirty livestock barn, with the mucking describing the act of cunnilingus and the barn being an unwashed vagina. The term was coined by homosexual hockey players who were disgusted with the thought of performing oral sex on women.
After a long day's work, Jake loves to go home, put something comfortable on, flip on the fire place, have a glass of wine, invite Brandy over, then muck her barn
Muck her barn by J. Kloos December 4, 2013
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Muck Sticky

A feel-good Rapper who sings primarily about Marijuana and Intercourse.
Let's go get high and listen to muck sticky!
Muck Sticky by Babemomlover August 16, 2006
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muck-yucking 

Talking loudly in a movie theater over high volume, presumably during previews, only to have the preview end unexpectedly leaving you shouting something inappropriate for everyone to hear.
(with preview)
"Yeah we went out to eat...
(preview ends)
...and then we were fuckin' in the butt..."
"Dude, I hate muck-yucking. That was so embarrassing."

muck moot 

A brown person that works at a convenience store that smells like beef and cheese
I went to go buy beer at skips country store and the beef cheese smell from the muck moot made me gag then I puked in the parking lot
muck moot by Eddie Money Rocks April 15, 2021

muck chucking 

Exit of semen from the penis at point of ejaculation.
"After muck chucking till his balls ached, Bob rolled over and farted"
"OOOh i've chucked my muck!"
"Thank god for that! I have'nt chucked my muck for ages. My balls were like watermelons! "

muck chucking by gogggg January 27, 2006

muck butt 

Muck Butt - the dirty, slimy, stinky, sweaty, itchy feeling you get in your ass crack after going too long without bathing. Usually occurs after long backpacking trips, or in people with poor showering habits.
After backpacking for a week without bathing, Jason couldn't wait to get home and clean his muck butt.
muck butt by Scamtrack September 24, 2016
Dumb shit (Especially people who's last name is gainey)
Muck head by StEw1e 4k October 5, 2020