Muck Masking

While defecating and being overwhelmed by you're own vile ass gas you grab a can of air freshener (preferably an areosol can) and blast the toilet water between you're legs. Thus relieving you slightly and allowing you to breathe.

Tom: Man, that mexican food really gave me the shits!

Phil: Really?

Tom: Yeah it was so bad I was gaging and found myself muck masking to breathe!

by Speedykenyan June 19, 2010

Mucking Ficrosoft

The cheeky, safe for work and acceptable in church way of complaining about Fucking Microsoft bugs, hassles, and Windows annoyances.

Mucking Ficrosoft Windows crashed again !

by UncertainWhatNameToPickHere October 26, 2017

Muck Sticky

A feel-good Rapper who sings primarily about Marijuana and Intercourse.

Let's go get high and listen to muck sticky!

by Babemomlover August 16, 2006

muck-yucking

Talking loudly in a movie theater over high volume, presumably during previews, only to have the preview end unexpectedly leaving you shouting something inappropriate for everyone to hear.

(with preview)
"Yeah we went out to eat...
(preview ends)
...and then we were fuckin' in the butt..."
"Dude, I hate muck-yucking. That was so embarrassing."

by Greg and Gino May 9, 2008

muck moot

A brown person that works at a convenience store that smells like beef and cheese

I went to go buy beer at skips country store and the beef cheese smell from the muck moot made me gag then I puked in the parking lot

by Eddie Money Rocks April 15, 2021

Muck head

Dumb shit (Especially people who's last name is gainey)

Shut up you muck head

by StEw1e 4k October 5, 2020

twat muck

A thick, creamy stench like discharge secreted from a ladys front bottom.

Blimey luv, your pants a full of twat muck

by Jacksoleman January 8, 2009