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mormonize

The act of copulation with a member of the Church (Cult) of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. Since what they do to reproduce cannot be considered sexy, mormonizing is what they do.

Also, the act of converting someone to a mormon can be called mormonizing, because once you join, you are fucked.
Jess: Get ready to be mormonized.
Jebidiah: Ok, but only without protection. We need to expand this farce, I mean religion.
by Micho Rizo September 14, 2005
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mormonize

To screw somebody in a manner that is consistent with the Mormon faith.
"Did you guys get kinky last night?"
"Nah, she's a Mormon, so we just Mormonized."
by JulesJules September 30, 2005
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Mormonizer

A Mormon who just owns at all that he does.

Loved by all who meet them.
Jim: i hear Jeff's Mormon, that dudes so badass!

Tim:I know! he's such a Mormonizer!!!!
by Jimmy Luvdavaj June 12, 2009
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Morganized

an adjective or verb: Indicating that an area in a building has been stocked and the bin liners changed but no further cleaning has been performed.
Yeah, I totally Morganized the foyer toilets, we just need to mop it now.
by yourganic May 4, 2009
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community organizer

A person who helps poor people obtain their basic human rights that are constantly surpressed ny the ruling elite who own wall street and washington. A community organizer follows in the footsteps of jesus christ and ghandi and helping the poor and disenfranched. They also fight against the racism that permeates our society. Our great president Obama was a community organizer for which we can all be proud.
by kevmcd December 4, 2013
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morganrhea

this girl is popular but she has friends who secretly hate her behind her back ...all she has to do fun in her world is talk about people behind their backs.. do not trust her her parents are major drinkers and people are only her friend to be popular!!!!
omg morganrhea is such a bitch!!!
by yes, no, maybe, so January 8, 2009
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Organized Gang Stalking

One form of organized gang stalking is organized ganglia stocking,
by Mister Completely January 12, 2021
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