mooker

A contraction referring to a prostitute who is a little person (a midget hooker).

Man, them mookers are awesome--they make your dick look huge!

by evilphi February 23, 2011

mooed point

a cows opinion.

it dosent matter! and is possibly irrelevant to the topic at hand

joe, noone cares what you have to say cause your always coming up with mooed points

"man thats such a mooed point"

by steve the legend December 12, 2006

mookid

To reply to an argument with a completely different topic.

Correct Person: You will never be accepted mookid.
Mookid: So what's it like to be so ugly?

by Roganite January 16, 2009

Moosed

While engaging in intercourse from behind, placing one's thumbs against one's temples and then vigorously wiggling one's fingers in a Bullwinklish manner.

"I moosed three chicks last night."
"Last night I got moosed again by that bastard!!"

by O-dogg January 31, 2003

Moosed

A Sports Gambing terms referring to loss of a wager at the very end of the game.

When a game is going your way for majority of the match only to lose at the end.

That meaningless half court shot Moosed my Under.

The missed field goal Moosed my game.

I got Moosed on that walk off.

by Clutch_play February 21, 2018

Moosed

When a guy you are note even dating breaks up with you for another girl. He has to really be into you, but still hung up on an ex or have a wandering eye.

I can't believe that boy Moosed me for her!

OR

Things were going so well and then he Moosed me for his ex!

by QT KT December 3, 2009

mookette

a pig ugly hoe beast. a total hippa-croca-moose

ian the clown shoes girl is a mookette

by the good baron von snaggle tooth September 25, 2003