moofa

A moofa is a person who is unsightly and very disturbing to look at. When you see someone who has this sort of description, the word moofa will magically pop into yor head.

Gelsey said to zarin, "Eww what a moofa!!"

by Abeer March 14, 2005

Moober

Comes from the Latin, Moob (man-boob),

A moober is someone (a man... usually) who, when running, there moobs bounce around.

Moobing is the act of running and your moobs bounce around.

God damn Colin, Your such a fuckin' MOOBER!!!!

or

OH my god!!
Did you see that moober over there!

by grungerguy November 14, 2007

moofie

A cross between a muffin and a cookie, but impossible to make.

After trying for days to make a moofie, her oven exploded.

by Liliacam April 3, 2008

moofer

Moo - fer: noun - A term used to describe a person as resembling a cow. Slang: A term used to refer to a friend in a slightly degrading way but as a friendly greeting.

1) "That chick is a real Moofer!"

2) "Hey Moofers... Let's buggy up!"
"Thanks for the ICDB, Moofer!"

by PastorVor July 12, 2004

moofer

a non-gender-specific term for genitals.

"If you don't stop that, I'll kick you in the moofer."

by bertiem August 11, 2009

moof

The bark of a dogcow.

Clarus says "moof"

by finder_error September 17, 2002

moffee

pronouced like "coffee" but with a "M" instead of a "C"

to mix "milo" (drinking chocolate) with coffee...
thus making yourself a moffee or vice-versa

a great moffee would be a 3. 2. 1.
3tsps of sugar
2tsps of milo
1tsp of instant coffee of your choice
mix with a full cup of milk
then nuke it in the microwave for about 1:30mins taking it out at each 30sec intervals to stir

experiment to your liking

Boyfriend; hey babe can you make me a moffee please
Girlfriend; sure sweetie how would that be?
Boyfriend; a 3 2 1!

by Marcus Dela Vega August 2, 2006