moobs

The words man and boobs fused together. The unusually large amounts of fat stored on the upper chest of a man. Also called a man bosom. Especially disgusting if the male is wearing a very tight shirt and you can see his man titties. It is very humorous when they jiggle around like jelly. Usually seen in overweight people, but can also belong to more average people

Random Chick: Look at the moobs on Vartan!
Me: Wow! He's like an F-cup!
Vartan: Where does one buy bras?
Everyone: Up your ass and around the corner!

by Guy Bravado April 26, 2015

Moob

A name a person is given by a person who likes them but has given up on trying to make them like them back.

How's your moob lately?

by Intellectual_Being May 6, 2018

MOOBS

Two male friends that have bro bonded in such a way that they share a psychic connection. They know exactly what each other are thinking they will even say sentences at the exact same time this is the peak of bro relationships.

Carson-"Nicholas and Matthew are hanging out a lot and are acting kinda weird"
Sean-"No their just moobs"
Carson-"I hope I find my moob someday"

by Beakabutooka December 19, 2016

moobs

Moobs are man boobs, but these are no ordinary man boobs. NO, these are the BIGGEST most unnecessarily large man boobs. It is too the point where a bra is necessary. They are unhealthy and should be seen by a medical professional immediately. This word can be used to offend any male wit tits.

Hay Johnny look at Tim's fuckin moobs. Hot damn he needs those checked out.

by MemeMaster64 February 2, 2019

Moob

Man boob

"Kenny has been growing a pair of moobs... Probably one of the reasons no one will date him."

by Katie Marie Bell October 13, 2012

MOOBS

PRONOUNCED - MOO B SUH
Classified as Man-Boobs. Where a man has excess skin or extra large titties that move or "bounce" when one walks. Only man can have this syndrome but ladies can have mozzie tits instead.

"Wowwee, that Musical.ly star's titties are sagging a lot today."
"Oh.. haven't you seen.. he came out as having moobs the other month"
"OMG JESSICA YOU'RE RIGHT!"

by AMY (SULTANA) BRAN March 10, 2019

[moobs]

man boobs or the place on a man where a woman would have boobs

He has so huge moobs that he may have size double d!!

by MaryGrace Mayotte October 4, 2007