move the mouse tail

trying to adjust mouse while jerking by the cord without using occupied hands

His higher brain functions were shutting down as orgasm approached having synced his boner pumping to the HD porn penetrations of that hot chick's ass he was desperate to move the mouse tail to bring the screen back from screen saver power off

He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped to move the mouse tail with his elbow to restore the full screen streaming HD porn

by margrette sees January 24, 2013

Mofujohn

A Young white man who stays up day after day acting in a game as a black man, After a enough time acting as a black man, They begin to talk and act like a black man in their real life's, Calling people niggers, Shooting random mexican's, And smoking newport.

Alex Mofujohn
Newport Mofujohn
Jamal Mofujohn
Actor Mofujohn
Zach Mofujohn
Cesar De La Mofujohn
Tommy Mofujohn

by Newport Mofujohn November 21, 2010

mouse arrest

Getting grounded from the family computer.

"That's it, you are under mouse arrest mister!" - Your mom after discovering your pornfolio

by Jason September 8, 2004

mogus

You are trying to make an Among Us meme. Not even the SUS will cure your boredness. You know what, you might just type mogus to google.

Search Google or type a URL>>>>>mogus>>>>>>>>Urban Dictionary

by homework palzmwoskxneidjcnrufh May 18, 2021

Constipated Mouse

The 'Constipated Mouse' is a sound effect achieved by yelling a long 'aahh!', in a more high-pitched voice from the top of your throat; a baby-voice or childish voice while making the Constipated Mouse noise is also required. It is also possible to speak in this mouse voice. When you are making this effect, just imagine a simple mouse trying to force a bowel movement out on his tiny, porcelain toilet.

This sound is very useful in intense situations, such as a murderer entering your house.

*Murderer breaks lock open on front door*.
Resident: "Aahh!" *In the Constipated Mouse voice*.
Murderer: "What the hell is that?"
Resident: "It's our constipated mouse, you better get the f*ck outta here before he takes a poop all over your God damn face... uh-oh, here he comes!"
"Aahh!"

Chris: "Aah!" *In the Constipated Mouse voice*.
Nick: "Haha! That sounds like a constipated mouse!"
Chris: "God damn it," *In the Constipated Mouse voice*.

by The Oddly Moustached Cat August 2, 2010

double clicking the mouse

female masturbation; tuning the piano; the dreaded finger diddle; playing the clitar

As I walk in the bedroom, to my complete surprise, my girlfriend was double clicking the mouse.

by weave March 22, 2003

mickey mouse job

a job or task done in a piss poor manner, usually done in terrible timing and completed in a simpleton like fashion.

Mom: I hired this masonry company to lay a brick wall, the wall collapsed on day 2 after completion. What a fucking mickey mouse job!

by bchc2003 October 15, 2017