Maximum Clampage Pressure (MCP)

The highest level of clampage. Once achieved, impossible to clamp any harder. The most desired objective to accomplish while playing Valorant.

Bruvs, Maximum Clampage Pressure (MCP) has been achieved on these nubs!

by tgkomen October 2, 2020

Minimum wage

Minimum wage is a disease spread around by companies who don't pay their workers alot of cash

Guy 1: Welp I'm off to my part time job

Guy 2: BACK UP I don't wanna catch the minimum wage

by Laskofansmakemecum January 12, 2021

Maximum overviolence

Ultraviolence so manly and extreme that it's beyond comprehension.

100 quintillion things got murdered once Genocide Man engaged in maximum overviolence

by bopster36 September 17, 2022

Maximum Masturbation March

A term that refers to a challenge done during the month of March, where people will maximize the amount of masturbation they can do. Since Destroy Dick December is already a thing, this word's challenge challenges people to do the highest amount possible, without collateral damage.

Sorry but I'm busy, I'm about to participate in maximum masturbation march. Wanna join, bro?

by EnerJetix March 29, 2023

Menial-minimum

Menial-minimum: A job that is repetitive and rates the lowest pay a company can get away with.

John was laid off from his analyst position and found a survival job at a menial-minimum to avoid gaps in his work history.

by Apophis2036 September 10, 2019

Bare Minimum Friday

A colloquial North Eastern Italian-American cultural phrase that defines the very little, usually none at all, amount of work Italian-Americans do on Fridays. Very commonly used along the New York and New Jersey border where many Italian-Americans call home today.

Vincenzo: Hey Johnnie what are you doin' today?
Johnnie: Whadaya mean Vinny? It's a fuckin' Bare Minimum Friday!

by Dakintosh January 15, 2022

The Law Of Maximum Misery

States that one should always be aware of their surroundings in order to prepare for the worst.

Billy is very careful and is driving a car. Therefore he suspects that a car filled with very noisy (and apparently drunk) teenagers would get into a wreck. So Billy turns unto a different street in order to avoid any other complications. So he is abiding to the rules of The Law Of Maximum Misery.

by Koachilion March 18, 2007