by PoppaBear May 3, 2009
Get the catalina wine mixermug. The Scandinavian Cement Mixer is a very specialized form of gay sex, similar to docking. It involves two men, normally one significantly older with a large foreskin, and a sheet of poly film.
The two men stand facing each other naked on the sheet of poly, looking into each others eyes, but never smiling. It is important not to smile as per the third rule of sex, "its not gay if you don't smile". The older man then pulls his foreskin over the tip of the other man penis to achieve the dock. Each man then firmly grips the others penis and in a rhythmic stroking fashion they masturbate each other.
After each man ejaculates into the pocket created by the older mans foreskin they continue the stroking motion, thus simulating mixing the "cement" ejaculate. It is important to maintain synchronized hand motion to prevent breaking the seal of the foreskin and getting "cement" in your eye.
Once both men are content with their experience the older man must carefully remove his foreskin from the other mans penis, and releasing the "cement" ejaculate on the poly sheet.
Folding the poly up and disposing of it makes for easy clean up.
The two men stand facing each other naked on the sheet of poly, looking into each others eyes, but never smiling. It is important not to smile as per the third rule of sex, "its not gay if you don't smile". The older man then pulls his foreskin over the tip of the other man penis to achieve the dock. Each man then firmly grips the others penis and in a rhythmic stroking fashion they masturbate each other.
After each man ejaculates into the pocket created by the older mans foreskin they continue the stroking motion, thus simulating mixing the "cement" ejaculate. It is important to maintain synchronized hand motion to prevent breaking the seal of the foreskin and getting "cement" in your eye.
Once both men are content with their experience the older man must carefully remove his foreskin from the other mans penis, and releasing the "cement" ejaculate on the poly sheet.
Folding the poly up and disposing of it makes for easy clean up.
Down in Mexico a old man showed me how to preform a Scandinavian Cement Mixer, and I have been dying to try it again.
by RioW August 15, 2014
Get the Scandinavian Cement Mixermug. The act of ejaculating inside of a girl while she is on her period. After doing so, the cum and the blood mix together into a single fluid, which is a catalina ranch mixture.
Terren: "Dammit dude! I blacked out and brought this chick home last night. Apparently she was on her period and my drunk ass busted a nut inside of her."
Steven: "That's gross! I bet there was that catalina ranch mixture all over your bed! You gave that hoe the fucking Catalina Ranch Mixer!!!"
Steven: "That's gross! I bet there was that catalina ranch mixture all over your bed! You gave that hoe the fucking Catalina Ranch Mixer!!!"
by Ty Does Moose Stuff August 30, 2016
Get the Catalina Ranch Mixermug. by Dude with two dicks September 28, 2008
Get the catalina wine mixermug. A variation on the Rock Island Plunger. Once again, during a three-way in which one member must be a male. In this case, instead of having normal solid stool the shitter must have diarrhea. The person with the explosive diarrhea fills the mouth of the shit-receiver, then the male inserts his penis and mixes the fluid around the second party's mouth.
In another variation, if the male has the capability for multiple orgasms, he will spooge in the fluid first to make it look like a Hostess Cupcake before he inserts. This act is also known as an Eskimo Pie.
In another variation, if the male has the capability for multiple orgasms, he will spooge in the fluid first to make it look like a Hostess Cupcake before he inserts. This act is also known as an Eskimo Pie.
After Seigfried, Roy and Boy George finished doing the plunger, they went to Taco Bell for burritos. Seigfried came down with explosive diarrhea and proposed not wasting the occasion and trying out the Rock Island Mixer because the plunger was so fun.
A favorite of college students in Ohio.
A favorite of college students in Ohio.
by buckeye02 January 23, 2012
Get the Rock Island Mixermug. A women who dates a crime boss and does all of the household chores and has dinner waiting every night before the crime boss comes home, also know as a Miss Molly. She is known for her extravagent home made ranch and typically has sufficient funds from her newly married Crime Boss (CB).
by Hitler89 November 12, 2009
Get the Ranch Mixermug. Excrement shot out with such force and precision that it splatters and chunks become stuck to the sides of the bowl.
Her: Honey, why is the powerwasher in the bathroom?
Him: Sorry love, I had a cement mixer poop and those chunks wouldn't budge a bit!
Him: Sorry love, I had a cement mixer poop and those chunks wouldn't budge a bit!
by Keet Squeet May 9, 2020
Get the Cement mixer poopmug.