Mitchell

To veer off course violently. The phrase comes from Mitchell Johnson, Aussie Test bowler who regularly gets panged around the park by opposition batsmen due to him bowling the ball down the left, down the right, anything but straight.

I was driving down the motorway and the back right tyre went causing the car to Mitchell across 3 lanes and end up on the grass verge.

by Take the urn home January 21, 2011

Mitchell

Mitchell is a full blown autistic tard who's extremely gay and is basic as fuck.

Bro 1:"omg did you see that fags comment on francis post,who was that fag?"
Bro 2"oh that was mitchell hes an autistic cunt"

by The Facts spitter August 28, 2018

Mitchell

Big potato, Mom abuser, and nicotine addiction

“It’s my last time I swear”- Mitchell

by Big slime101 November 22, 2021

Mitchell

Mitchell. A mitchell will own a mighty landcruiser equiped with an ls1 that will blow doors of his rival patrols

Hey buddy are you ok in that nissan patrol mitchell says

by Cruiserlad March 6, 2019

Mitchell

Mitchell is a guy who just loves playing video games(at his moms house mostly) he also is straight but can tend to be fruity to others (especially black guys named Marion.

That guy looks like a Mitchell

I want to be a Mitchell

by Um not John Stanley... July 10, 2020

Mitchell

Mitchell is a good guy, kind and generous. Often wears shorts, even in winter. Mitchell is also a unit when measuring the combined pressure and gas volume of a fart.

* giant fart *

Guy 1 “damn, was that a fart”

Guy 2 “sure was, 28 Mitchell’s as well”

Guy 1 “nice”

by Hellrow November 21, 2019

Mitchell

Mitchell is the whitest person ever. Stays inside beating his meat because he’s a virgin. His mom is one of the biggest milfs ever.

Have you guys hear of Mitchell?
His moms a milf

by DennisDiaz December 19, 2018