self mining

The act of inserting your penis into your own anus.

Hey I can't believe I just walked in on Joe self mining!

by -Bapwich- October 20, 2010

minting

Something that is considered to be very good.

Used by too many fools in West London.

You should see his new ride, it's minting man.

by Anonymous June 6, 2003

mining

Offer own hardware for distributed calculations for crypto coins as revenue.
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The primary purpose of mining is to allow Bitcoin nodes to reach a secure, tamper-resistant consensus. Mining is also the mechanism used to introduce Bitcoins into the system: Miners are paid any transaction fees as well as a "subsidy" of newly created coins.

Are you looking to get into new cryptocurrency mining equipment as early as possible?

by kostja_m December 30, 2013

mandingo

Part of the sexual swinging subculture, a mandingo is a black man who is hired to have sex with suburban white women while their husbands watch. Many of these encounters occur at a Mandingo Party of a dozen couples or more, after children are shipped off for the night and their bedrooms turned into sex quarters for guests.

Next time we have a mandingo over, remind me to put plastic over the couch. That microfiber will never be the same again!

by Grack Attack April 8, 2007

minging

Smelly.
This has been used in the North East of Scotland for decades

Onions are minging!

by Scotty April 30, 2003

like mending roads in summertime

Used to describe any untimely or unnecessary expenditure of effort or money.

Adapted from Shakespeare (Merchant of Venice), and in that day roads were in far better shape during the summer months, so mending roads in summertime was considered redundant.

Guy 1: "I'd better review for my phsychology exam"

Guy 2: "Study for a class that easy? That's like mending roads in summertime!"

by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010

Mandingo Pickle

A real pickle made in Owosso, Michigan. Considered by those who have tired the pickle to be the best tasting pickle in the world and to have the loudest crunch; these pickles can be found at WWW.MANDINGOPICKLES.COM
Rumor has it that once you have tired these pickles, you will ask for them by name, "MANDINGO". There are some reports of minds being blown and eardrums being ruptured from the awesome-ness found in each jar. The secert lies in the love found in each jar.

Hey broseph, do you have any more Mandingo Pickles?

by Suzooki December 12, 2010