Jupiter Mining Corporation

A division of the Space Corps, established on Jupiter in the 23rd century. The 8-mile long mining ship Red Dwarf is operated by the JMC.

This is an SOS distress signal from the mining ship Red Dwarf...

by Sky Captain April 17, 2004

Moming

The act of taking care of small humans day in and day out without getting adequate rest, remembering to eat and a general disregard for one's own self care while trying to stay somewhat sane.

Moming is hard.

by KcAment13 December 30, 2020

quote mining

The repeated use of quotes out of context in order to skew or contort the meaning of a passage or speech by an author on a controversial subject.

Conservatives have a reputation for quote mining and other ways of taking things out of context.

by The Return of Light Joker January 27, 2009

8 Miling Yourself

An instance or strategy where you highlight your own faults and/or blunders, before an enemy or nemesis has an opportunity to use it against you...That would be called "8-miling" yourself.

There was a classic scene in the movie "8 mile" where rapper, Eminem, is preparing to battle-rap his opponent. Eminem went first and rapped about all of his own faults that his opponent would've used against him...leaving the opponent speechless.

Mike and Gary are having a classing "beef" session where they highlight each other's faults in a joking matter...

Mike: Son, you are the wackest dude ever...look at your damn shirt...why is it that tight. I know my shirt is tight as well, and my sneakers are dirty...but your shirt is extra-tight...

Gary: Damn...good job 8 miling yourself...I was just about to joke your crusty ass sneakers...good one!

by damadalpha January 30, 2009

Moming

When someone usually older then you and is not related to you acts like your mom.

Not mom, “ you should take ibuprofen in stead of ... “
me, “Hold on are you moming me right now”

by Goodol’ sam March 24, 2018

nose mining

To dig in one's nose. Also known as picking your nose.

Did you just see that?! Gina was totally nose mining!

by Salty92559 June 13, 2005

MISMing

This is way of life of inferior in intellect MISM students, who are mostly free and dumb as compare to rest of the CMU students.

Mism students are cash cows for CMU, they have very easy subjects. I remember sitting in one of the MISM class, it was literally joke compared to my CS classes. MISM is easy to get in program, thats why they have like 1000's of students in it.

Mism students are so DUMB that they have to make niteouts even for the course work of highschool standard :D

A - We are DUMB STUPID and have nowhere to go, There should be some place for us. :(

B - Havent you heard about MISM, Lets do MISMing

by CSGrad August 13, 2012