Michigan

To be jerked off from behind whether it be over the shoulder or around the side like the popular hockey play “The Michigan”

“I heard Ava was giving Jet a Michigan on the way to school today” - Person 1
“No way I’ve always wanted a Michigan, Jet is a lucky man!” - Person 2

by goonercore March 14, 2025

Michigan

Cool, normal; opposite of Ohio.

I hope today is Michigan.

by ChanceHasNoChance March 27, 2026

Michigan Mittens

The act of fingering 2 women at the same time on a cold winters day "Michigan Mittens"

Troy had to walk a mile in the snow to get to the party, luckily a couple of girls let him try on some "Michigan Mittens"

by LK411 February 28, 2021

Michigan Choco Taco

After the woman takes a massive dump she wipes back to front leaving a little "extra something" on her vagina, then runs outside jumps in the snow and runs back inside so you can eat it while it's still cold. "Michigan Choco Taco"

I missed the ice cream truck yesterday so that hot girl Shawna gave me a "Michigan Choco Taco" to hold me over.

by LK411 February 27, 2021

Michigan speed limit

The speed at which a cop won't pull you over in Michigan. Usually 5-10mph over the posted speed limit on main roads and 15-20mph over the posted speed limit on highways. If you don't maintain this speed you will have a line of cars behind you, each within three feet of the car in front of them. If you feel like driving under the posted speed limit and the weather conditions are anywhere near decent, then you better just pull over and let people pass you.

Mike: Hey dude, you're going way too fast, slow it down.
Nick: Naw it's alright, the Michigan speed limit on this road is 65.
Mike: Yeah I know, but you're doin' 90.
Nick: Oh. Yeah I should probably back off.

by WastingDaylight August 5, 2010

michigan left

On divided highways, a michigan left is the act of making a right onto a road, getting into the far left lane and making a left through a paved U-Turn to go left again. It's the only way to go left in a lot of parts of Michigan.

I was on Rochester Road in Troy and had to make a Michigan Left to get back on big beaver.

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

michigan pot hole

When you pull down a girls panties and her vagina is much larger than anticipated.

Kelly looked hot as hell last night, until I saw her Michigan pot hole, I thought there is no way she is gonna even feel me.

by Kevin Wolfe February 27, 2017