Copious junk in the front yard of a home such as flower pots, wind chimes, childrens toys, washer/dryers, rusted out grills, piles of beer bottles and cans, garbage bags, and general litter that provide a crude home security device when a trespasser trips and falls making a load crashing sound alerting the homeowner.
Good thing we're poor white trash Leticia, or we wouldnt have the New Mexican burglar alarm that foiled the prowler who wanted our commerative plates.
by Crazy Daniel "Webster" November 3, 2006
Get the New Mexican burglar alarm mug.A person born in or has heritage in Mexico. It is not a race, it is a nationality. Like people from the U.S., they can have a variety of looks (i.e. blonde haired and blue eyed, dark haired and light eyed etc.) Not all Mexicans are dark skinned, dark haired and dark eyed. Like people from the U.S., Mexicans can have descent from the native people (i.e. Aztecs) and/or Europeans.
Person 1: Hey look at that American guy!
Person 2: What if he is Mexican?
Person 1: No he can't be! He's got blonde hair and blue eyes!
Person 2: Dude, Mexicans have all kinds of looks. Don't be ignorant.
Person 2: What if he is Mexican?
Person 1: No he can't be! He's got blonde hair and blue eyes!
Person 2: Dude, Mexicans have all kinds of looks. Don't be ignorant.
by nonignorantperson October 28, 2010
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The engine of a car or truck that has been outfitted with chrome parts for cosmetic purposes. No actual performance improvements or re-building of critical enigne components takes place.
That truck may look pretty sweet, but it runs for shit. I gave it a test drive, and it's nothing but a Mexican rebuild.
by BlackJacques Shellac December 23, 2009
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by Juan del Frijol June 30, 2011
Get the Mexicanus Erectus mug.A sexual act that consists of a male defecating into a Burrito shell and then shoving it up another male's ass while wearing a sombrero and beating the man with a baseball bat, much like a pinata.
by Djw14 January 2, 2011
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Get the mexican diving board mug.A sexual act that involves the female lying on her front with her head lifted up facing forwards and her legs lifted towards her head. A tray of tortilla chips is then carefully balanced up on them. A male then begins to receive oral sex from the female, whilst having a tasty snack of his own.
by Sir Jenkins Jeffers January 13, 2013
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