Merp

The sound you make when you forget that you are painting and get paint all over yourself Merp!
Johnny was painting and he got paint all over himself and he said Merp!!
by Nerp March 01, 2019
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Merp is a word used when you’re bored and you want to start a conversation and be cute at the same time
Guy: hey baby

Girl: merp

Guy: you’re so cutee
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Term for a Group of Basic Bitches. Also a slang representation for a group of short bus riders.
i love my #merps and #merplife !
by pampdaddy! February 17, 2016
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Merp (adjective/exclamation): A playful term used to describe someone or something behaving in an endearingly absentminded, clumsy, or humorous way. Often said with affection or mild exasperation, adding a lighthearted tone to the moment.
"Listen, merp, it's right here on the counter!" or, "Oh, merpo derpo, you're holding your phone upside down."
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"I just feel Merp today."

"Politics are Merp."

When you are having a conversation about something with someone and they ask what you feel about a certain subject, so you just say "Merp."
by DezzyMathis January 03, 2022
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The sound you make when something does not go your way; however, it can also be used interchangeably when something goes incredibly right for you. In other words, it is a good replacement for the taboo swear words people cringe at today.
Merp the police!!
OR
Holy Merp! I just won a million bucks!
by NighttOwl March 22, 2017
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MERP

1. When you want to say "derp," but you make that work derpy.

2. Something you say randomly in a conversation.
1. John: Merp
Dan: That's a derpy derp
2. Alex: MERP!!!
Alan: WTH
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