Merp

A way of expressing yourself or a conversation with a word.

"I just feel Merp today."

"Politics are Merp."

When you are having a conversation about something with someone and they ask what you feel about a certain subject, so you just say "Merp."

by DezzyMathis January 2, 2022

Merp

The sound you make when something does not go your way; however, it can also be used interchangeably when something goes incredibly right for you. In other words, it is a good replacement for the taboo swear words people cringe at today.

Merp the police!!
OR
Holy Merp! I just won a million bucks!

by NighttOwl March 22, 2017

Merp

Basically can be your answer to anything.

If you don't know the answer to something or just don't feel like talking, this is a great answer because those around you will take it as a ligit answer

Person1- *states fact and beats you at argument*
Person2- well MERP!!
Person1- Ok, you win

by Luna marrie March 3, 2017

Merp

When you're a merpy and you just want to merp

"How are you feeling today?"
Gleeby - "MERP"

by Kenosaurous Pine Cone April 17, 2025

Merp

A sound that can be used in practically every scenario, and is more contextual than literal.

person 1: I just fucked your girlfriend
person 2: Merp

Person 1: OMG! You just won the lottery!
Person 2: Merp
Person 1: Do you mind merping me to the bank?

by OG Guru May 31, 2018

Merp

Often used when you’re haveing a conversation over messages or online and a conversation turn akward. You use merp to break the silence.

Today was so fun

Yea ikr

What’re you talking about?

We all went to the park it was soooo fun

But you didn’t invite me...

* Awkward silence *

Merp

by M€oooooow September 27, 2020

what the merp

Its like "what the fuck" but when you want to be silly and goofy

Person 1: Dude I accidentally just locked us out
Person 2: Ugh, what the merp, man!

by geezerpleaser69 November 9, 2023